Why are Ny Strip Clubs so trash?!?!

[alpo]

You can tell these dues are straight tourists and only hit up the strip clubs the concierges at the hotels tell them to go to. These brehs probably stay hitting up spots like Scarlets and Tootsies where strippers dance to the likes of Maroon 5 and Rhianna.
The strip clubs in Miami with the best booty shakers like KOD have maybe 5 Latinas at most.

 

[BigMan]

Miami got better Latinas then newyork?? Then not dark from that sun?

hey have a similar mix but New York has way more ricans and Dominicans while Miami has more Cubans. Also there are more black Latinas in ny

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

@PimpHandStrong @CodeBlaMeVi @O.T.I.S.

I've been to Miami a bunch but never to strips clubs like KoD, Scarlett's or Tootsie's

What's so special about them? I mean you paying money for hoes to give you blue balls just like another one in the States. Unless these chicks actually providing extras

Going to a strip club just seems silly in general

 

[Da King]

im from Houston and I have been all over the south and I try and hit the strip club every city I go to.


I was in New York last week and went to a few strip clubs. And by the way I went to what I was told were GOOD clubs. Bro.....


shyt was trash.



The food was trash (had my stomach doing jumpin jacks)


The set up was trash. Every club was mad uncomfortable. nikkas was having dance battles and shyt..


The bytches was absolute garbage.BASURA.

These hoes could NOT dance bro. They was Milly rockin and shyt. And nikkas was actually throwing money at these hoes.



Man it was such a bad experience lol. I'm not even gonna front.

I lived in New York when I was younger so I don't despise NY like most nikkas from the south do. But aye man say man NY strip clubs are nonsense brehs.

But why the fukk you eating at a strip club?

 

[Wild self]

You can tell these dues are straight tourists and only hit up the strip clubs the concierges at the hotels tell them to go to. These brehs probably stay hitting up spots like Scarlets and Tootsies where strippers dance to the likes of Maroon 5 and Rhianna.
The strip clubs in Miami with the best booty shakers like KOD have maybe 5 Latinas at most.

How you know?

 

[Wiles]

New York is trash
/thread

 

[j.smooth4]

Some girl from ny told me that's an area to strip if you don't have an ass and have a pretty face and t*ts.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

we run that black women title too

In certain areas I assume. But I rather go to hold in the walls and fukk with bytches that barely got a citizenship

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Too many rules in NY. No touch, can't go full nude if the club has a liquor license, too many fake titties, not enough fat asses.

This is us to the T

 

[Stuntone]

Atlanta stripclubs are highly overrated. I prefer Houston or Maryland easily.




















Unless I went to wrong ones??

 

[ignorethis]

OP went to some wack ass club, he didn't go to Lust, Starlets, Suez Rendezvous or Sin City

some pictures/vids from Club Lust in Brooklyn



we had Lil Durk in the building











had T.I. in the building

Lol that's y'all best strip club? Those hoes would have problems getting hired at Babeos and Onyx, let
alone one of the top ones here in Houston.

NYC got too many people and way too high cost of living to have average hoes stripping in yall top clubs.

 

[RoGethoes]

New York brehs,stressed from work and expensive ass rent

without a decent strip joint to blow off some steam at.

 

[jwonder]

You don't want to go to Cali or NY for strip clubs. Miami has the best hands down. I miss Tootsies.

 

[Turk]

Whats the spots in Dallas??? Im there next week. I need a spot.

Onyx, Black Orchid, V-Live just reopned last month too

 

[madness]

@PimpHandStrong @CodeBlaMeVi @O.T.I.S.

I've been to Miami a bunch but never to strips clubs like KoD, Scarlett's or Tootsie's

What's so special about them? I mean you paying money for hoes to give you blue balls just like another one in the States. Unless these chicks actually providing extras

Going to a strip club just seems silly in general

Tootsies is the Disney World of strip clubs. Go there and you're guaranteed to find at least 1 exotic bad bytch that you'll seriously contemplate saving and starting a family with (shout out to Paul George). just make sure you know a little bit of spanish because most of those hoes are cuban, dominican or columbian and have no papers and don't speak a word of english

Like someone mentioned, strip clubs aren't just a spot to go see ass and titties - they're a hangout spot in South Florida. During Dolphins games and boxing and UFC fights the entire place is packed. During the Miami Heat big 3 era the place would be packed too, especially during the playoffs and Finals.

When you think of strip clubs in most cities, you think of a dark, dingy spot filled with old creepy men, or a spot filled with hood nikkas. Down here women go to strip clubs just as much as men do. You'll see groups of 6 or 7 cute chicks walk in, get a table, order drinks and throw ones on stage or get lapdances.
They love chillin in strip clubs because
a) the music is great, the atmosphere is sexy and it's a nightclub vibe minus the pretentious nightclub crowd
b) the grub is good (all the people talkin clowning eating in strip clubs havent had wings from tooties or cocos)
c) there are bunch of bad bytches walkin around, and cute chicks love to be around other beautiful women
d) because there are so many strippers walkin around, chicks don't have to worry about dudes trying to talk to them
e) the spots are all open until 6AM...scarletts is open until 8AM. so these are the perfect places to go to after a night out and you don't feel like going home just yet

my cousin (ironically from NY) used to be one of those non-strip club goin dudes until i took him to one here...now every time he visits he makes me take him