Why do military dudes swear they're fukking cool? Oh and don't get me started on the broads

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[flea]

That's because when they go into the armed forces, they are young, immature, and then out of nowhere, in less then a year, they get trained to believe they are the best and start getting p*ssy thrown at them like crazy. They cant handle the bubble.
Also it's mostly the CACS that do that wild shyt in bars. Drinking in the military isn't done socially. I don't know why but it's all about getting as fukked up as possible. The combination creates a obnoxious faggit

Hahahhaha that last line just cracked me the fukk up. Thank you for that. But u bring up a good point, I guess I didn't consider the fact that they're pretty much still fukkin babies when they enlist. You would think they'd know how to act at bars when they finally turn 21 though cause I know there's underage drinking going on over there

 

[flea]

Hahahaha hahahha. I'm probably his height too

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Hahahaha hahahha. I'm probably his height too

I know cats have called you oj before

 

[NSSVO]

A lot of these Army n Marine nikkas deserve that. I watch AFN and look at the people we lost, and almost always a gunner. So give them the respect they deserve motherfukker, The broads act siddity because of the ratio. A lot of times overseas its like 10 to 1, add the fact a lot of places don't speak English, they get gassed up because they get hit on by type of dudes they would be get back in the states.

 

[TheNig]

lmao yeah you're pretty spot on. Most military people are try hard faux do-gooding fakkits

He's really not but think what yall want.

 

[flea]

I know cats have called you oj before

It's the pot head racc00n eyes

 

[flea]

You're right. I'm a Navy veteran. The Marine Corps is a Department of The Navy. You usually just see this out of Marines. I was a hospital corpsman and deployed with Marines 3 times so I kinda get where you're coming from with that. They can be dikk heads sometimes. Still love 'em tho.

Hoorah or whatever is the marines right? Because that's the only shyt I hear these mfers yelling

 

[TheNig]

Hoorah or whatever is the marines right? Because that's the only shyt I hear these mfers yelling

Marine and Navy. And it's really OOH RAH!!!! Used to kinda piss me off when I heard young sailors and PFCs saying HOO RAH!!!!

 

[TheNig]

I was always a low key nikka while I was in. The dudes I chilled with were low key too. Didn't really fukk with too many military hoes. As a matter fact in 9 years of service I only fukked 4 military bytches. My ex - wife and two other chicks. My other bytches were all civilians.

 

[Maddmike]

Hahahhaha that last line just cracked me the fukk up. Thank you for that. But u bring up a good point, I guess I didn't consider the fact that they're pretty much still fukkin babies when they enlist. You would think they'd know how to act at bars when they finally turn 21 though cause I know there's underage drinking going on over there

By the time they reach 21, most dudes are alcoholics at that point. Breh, military life breeds alcoholism.
First, dudes wife chicks up quick because they move and fear they won't see the chick again. Then it turns out this dumb bytch really wasn't the one, because they didn't get the chance to date. Turns out the chick was a whore and now they get deployed and while you paying service to America, your wife is servicing the barracks. Add that to the fact they are 3,000 miles away and can't do shyt about it. I see it all the time breh.

Just have a little understanding about military dudes breh. Alot of them are kids that get tricked into joining when they are at a real confusing time in thier life.


Not that I am advocating being a fakkit tho

 

[flea]

A lot of these Army n Marine nikkas deserve that. I watch AFN and look at the people we lost, and almost always a gunner. So give them the respect they deserve motherfukker, The broads act siddity because of the ratio. A lot of times overseas its like 10 to 1, add the fact a lot of places don't speak English, they get gassed up because they get hit on by type of dudes they would be get back in the states.

AFN? Wtf is that?

 

[TheNig]

By the time they reach 21, most dudes are alcoholics at that point. Breh, military life breeds alcoholism.
First, dudes wife chicks up quick because they move and fear they won't see the chick again. Then it turns out this dumb bytch really wasn't the one, because they didn't get the chance to date. Turns out the chick was a whore and now they get deployed and while you paying service to America, your wife is servicing the barracks. Add that to the fact they are 3,000 miles away and can't do shyt about it. I see it all the time breh.

Just have a little understanding about military dudes breh. Alot of them are kids that get tricked into joining when they are at a real confusing time in thier life.


Not that I am advocating being a fakkit tho

This happened to me. Got married at 21. Was divorced before my first deployment 2 years later.

But that's why we do it. That fear of having to start over. But then I learned that it's ok to start over and started fukkin all kinds of bytches. Even fukked a few Officer wives.

 

[TheNig]

AFN? Wtf is that?

Armed Forces Network.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I think them hoes like the freedom of their dude being gone for months at a time. And you already know a hoe's sex game be on fire so these dumb jarheads just be falling for the traps.

Believe it or not, there are slim pickings for dudes in military towns.


And because usually bases are in shytty areas in the middle of no where, there's a lot of dudes marrying local hoes, chicks marrying so they don't have to work, chicks letting themselves go once married, etc.


Unless you are stationed in a big city like San Diego, Chicago, Virginia, etc., you gonna have a few issues getting a quality ass wife... Unless you get an Asian chick. But they not always loyal neither