Why Do White Folks Always Have To Take The Fun Out of Sports?

[Art Barr]

He really threw his hat out there like he's John Cena

at him copping that horrible striped tee just for the game Looking like Steve from Blues Clues. "I'm matching "

Alright blue face ass,.....
You ready blue face ass,....


Art Barr

 

[Geek Nasty]

I was going to make a new thread about what I'm posting in there, but I'll just leave it here:

A Tennessee mom to Cam Newton: Here’s what my 9-year-old saw


...Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts...

I know what this is about. Mrs. Kowalski got a little hot and bothered seeing all that black dikk flopping and Mr. Kowalski didn't like it. She's trying to cover for herself by acting all mad now

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Read all this in Joe Buck's nut ass voice

Especially the last one

 

[Henry Orbit]

"Ode To Joy"

 

[Apollo Creed]

When you are getting ished on daily in sports and cant accomplished what these winners are doing you have to find a way to let them know you are their master.

 

[Ezra]

We need a thread for shyt just like this

Marshall Henderson was so good at pissing people off. He's playing in Qatar now. I dont know how he's still alive if he's doing the same stuff over there.

 

[Imlinkin]

I for one miss back then...

No hang time was necessary. 2 points was 2 points whether your feet left the daggum floor or not!

Just good old strategic, fundamental basketball.

No fancy uniforms or endorsement deals. The TEAM was the mvp, so no individual player needs their name on the back of their uniform! Just a # 1 on a wifebeater was fine with those fine american chaps!

Then you people ruined the whole dammmb thing.

This video shows everything thats wrong with blacks in basketball. The showboating culture is revolting:

 

[RhodyRum]

Thats nothing, wait until they start hittin the Kendall Jenner

Wtf is this shyt omg

Yoooo... I dunno wtf that is, sh!t looks like the black version of this traditional Eastern European Jew dance that my man Fonzie killed it with

And then this Sweetback nikka OBJ steps in straight catwalking & sashaying. ... the moisture so real my computer screen got morning dew all over it

 

[malbaker86]

I just hate when ppl celebrate first downs like they are tds. That shyt is annoying.

I dont mind celebrating first downs. Just don't do it when you are down 30 points lol.

 

[SuburbanPimp]

That's when people start taking Sports waaaay too serious.....

I think people forget that professional sports is here for entertainment

But we all know it's a racial thing because when Aaron Rodgers was doing his discount double check shyt and Gronk is spiking balls in people faces nobody takes issue with that

 

[Jimi Swagger]

Nothing new. Non-Whites are a bit extra. Whites are not as dynamic and can't process all the extra-ness. In the book 40 Million Dollar Slaves, the author goes into detail about whites being mad at Willie Mays (maybe it was Paige) for his back hand swagger catching (which all the black kids in the day imitated on the playground when baseball was > basketball) and when U of Miami football players did their celebrations, the school admin and alum in the skybox were fuming and turning red a the players talked shyt and won the 91 championship. If anything it keeps the crowd hype and involved which helps fill seats so I don't understand the big fuss either. But they say it takes away from the sport and team and focuses on the individual. I teared up a bit when ryan locthe displayed his red white and blue grills tho

 

[RhodyRum]

I for one miss back then...

No hang time was necessary. 2 points was 2 points whether your feet left the daggum floor or not!

Just good old strategic, fundamental basketball.

... Breh, I'm all for satirizing cac outrage, but don't play George Mikan like that. He's the blueprint for the C position as we've all seen it in our lifetimes and was so far ahead of his time it's not even funny. In fact a very important drill that Centers use to this day is called the "Mikan drill." The rule that widened the lane from 6 to 12 feet is the "Mikan rule." Many more innovations to modenize the game came from him or were influenced by his talents. True pioneer and game-changer.

Mikan's death was widely mourned by the basketball world, and also brought media attention to the financial struggles of several early-era NBA players... Shaquille O'Neal offered to pay for Mikan's funeral. He said: "Without number 99 [Mikan], there is no me."

Let's not reduce a VERY important figure in the game that's most beloved on this site to some joke-of-a-generic-white-guy.

 

[threattonature]

Just different cultures. I used to work in an office with nothing but mostly white men. I remember a few times they told me they were going to be playing spades or hearts. I'd go to where they was playing at asking when they starting. Was shocked when they told me they were in the middle of a game considering nobody was talking, no smart ass remarks, or anything. Just at the end of the hand counting up books and passing the cards. I'm used to my people where it's non-stop shyt talking.

One was a close friend and 100% about that straight serious tip when it came to any type of competition. I'd play ball or video games with him and get to talking my shyt and he'd complain talking about "why can't you just play the game and leave it at that". For some the fun is in the competition in itself and for others the fun is in the midst of the shyt talking and showing off while competing. I'm definitely the latter.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Just different cultures. I used to work in an office with nothing but mostly white men. I remember a few times they told me they were going to be playing spades or hearts. I'd go to where they was playing at asking when they starting. Was shocked when they told me they were in the middle of a game considering nobody was talking, no smart ass remarks, or anything. Just at the end of the hand counting up books and passing the cards. I'm used to my people where it's non-stop shyt talking.

One was a close friend and 100% about that straight serious tip when it came to any type of competition. I'd play ball or video games with him and get to talking my shyt and he'd complain talking about "why can't you just play the game and leave it at that". For some the fun is in the competition in itself and for others the fun is in the midst of the shyt talking and showing off while competing. I'm definitely the latter.

I'd agree with you if those same ones you're talking about were something else but silent when it comes to Gronk, A Rod and other white athletes doing a post TD routine.

 

[1/2 Man 1/2 Hennessy]

Ironically, It was a white boy that upset this old timer...

"Quit acting like a darkie son. What would your folks think of this?"