Why hasn't any NFL team offered Usain Bolt a contract?

[SteelCitySoldier]

I'm sure your high school football coach would love to hear that you still believe that




the nerve of this guy

Breh Darius Heyward Bey was drafted off his dpeed like six years ago and he is just figuring out how to catch the ball

 

[Mac Casper]

It's a lot more to being a wide receiver than being fast.

He gotta run routes
Learn a playbook
Block
Get hit
Catch the damn ball
Be able to run after the catch after contact
Be able to fend of dbs trying to jam him at the line of scrimmage

None of this is rocket science breh . .

 

[RammerJammer]

Being fast doesnt make you able to just play football breh.

Exactly, if that were the case, Jeff Demps and Chris Rainey would be killin it in the league

 

[Mac Casper]

Breh Darius Heyward Bey was drafted off his dpeed like six years ago and he is just figuring out how to catch the ball

So certainly Usain Bolt can't be any worse than that . . and he has a GOAT level of speed

 

[TrebleMan]

Why play american football when you're possibly the most famous athlete in the world and a mythical-level Olympian already?

 

[Sauce Dab]

Why hasn't anybody offered Michael Phelps?

 

[RubioTheCruel]

So certainly Usain Bolt can't be any worse than that . . and he has a GOAT level of speed

Heyward-Bey actually grew up in America and played football throughout grade school into college in Maryland. Bolt would be starting from scratch. Very hard to acquire high level football skills at age 30 even if you have the athletic ability.

 

[L&HH]

None of this is rocket science breh . .

Then how come all these fast ppl can't do it. Justin Gatlin tried the nfl and it didn't work. Yet Anquan Boldin who ran a 4.8 40 has been in the league over a decade.

 

[JameisNewton]

You people are so unimaginative

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

That's why I would treat him like Madden. The D gon have to have a safety on him everytime. Because 99.9 of his snaps would be Hail Marys

Phuck it, go deep

 

[SirShaktus]

Convince one of the richest athletes on the planet and the GOAT at his sport switch to a sport that:

-Doesn't have guaranteed money
-Make an annual salary that doesn't even come close to what he makes now
-More than likely turn his brain into mush in two years
-Train for an entirely different sport
-Learn how to play said new sport
-Be Part of a Team; complete with head cases and dumbasses, and probably won't play for a Brett Favre in his prime (a WR depends on a decent QB to be successful; it's a fukkin MIRACLE Calvin Johnson was as good as he was with the QBs he had to work with )
-Leave worldwide stardom to be a part of a niche Sport only relevant to one country on the planet


Allllll because OP thinks it's a good idea......












































Brehs.

 

[Mac Casper]

Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million

 

[Big Boss]

why didnt any NBA team offer Randy Johnson a contract? imagine how great a paaser hed be

 

[Born2BKing]

Somebody up that thread of why don't they put Bolt at defensive end

Wtf?

 

[wire28]

Wtf?

nikkas idea was so bad he got banned



http://www.thecoli.com/threads/new-idea-to-revolutionize-the-defensive-end-position.335241/