Why is Chicago such a boring ass city?

[Da King]

where on Michigan Ave are you at? Shouldn't take that long depending where you at. All the areas with the nightlife are around the Loop.

@The Nigerian or @Art Barr would probably know more about certain spots to go to.

At the downtown Marriott on the magnificent mile, where all the stores at, there is that popcorn joint across the street I remember from last time

 

[Lavish]

All the fun nikkas got murked

 

[So-Chi]

Hell you on Michigan, you can hit some rooftop joints and come up if this weather hold's....

 

[606onit]

This picture should explain it...Have a good trip.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

The third biggest city in the US is boring?

 

[How Sway?]

This picture should explain it...Have a good trip.

I was finna the OP by saying he should go Beach & spauding and yell "what up folks" if he wants some excitement ...

but I said nah let me chill and try to be helpful

 

[brickfare]

i'm here as i type this for the weekend…so, uh, where the hoes (who live square black dudes at)?

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

cause you not on the West Side,lookin for a buss down
then put your two arms up,touchdown..

 

[Boogie]

Go on 69th and Eggleston. Heard it's real fun over there.

 

[Ciggavelli]

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

Depends what you're into, I could maybe give you some recs. How old are you, what do you like to get into?

In Chicago the big thing is being on the list serve for the right promoters. You can go to one place and it's all white and the next night it's all black based on who is promoting

 

[beenz]

You aint going to the right places

U know his hotel must be up by ohare. that ain't even chicago really.

 

[beenz]

This picture should explain it...Have a good trip.

this picture ain't accurate. you not gonna have no trouble riding the orange line.

green and red lines are fine if you are north of 55th street.

as for the west side, if u stay east of western, u are pretty much good as well.

 

[ThaRealness]

Hit up Harold's homie

 

[606onit]

this picture ain't accurate.

I coulda stopped reading here, but I respect you as a poster so I continued on. I KNOW THAT!

I was just hi and decided to contribute with a quick pic displaying my experiences as a lifetime (... for the most part 90%+) resident of the land's northern part. I made it real quick....There are gangs all over. shyt, Bryn Mawr prolly gone POP this summer, boiiiii.

I just made the map real quick, so it is my GENERAL (REEEEAL GENERAL ) advice on a quick trip. He aint REAL anyways! fukkin TOURIST!!