Why is Chicago such a boring ass city?

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@Public Enemies a sperms fan but.......

What u tryna get into....Its always shyt to do downtown. Or if you aint no square the factory is back:blessed:
Them door prices tho:scusthov:
Mainly if not downtown southside is your best choice.
If i had my car i'd show u around
All the hoes gone be out since the weather nice.
Would say some westside spots but u being from outta town prob aint tryna go dolo. And northside has a slighty chance of some homos.....but u are a spurs fan so:yeshrug:
 

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I coulda stopped reading here, :wow: but I respect you as a poster so I continued on. :snoop: I KNOW THAT! :krs:

I was just hi and decided to contribute with a quick pic displaying my experiences as a lifetime (:usure:...:whoa: for the most part 90%+) resident of the land's northern part. I made it real quick....There are gangs all over. shyt, Bryn Mawr prolly gone POP :to: :krs: this summer, boiiiii.

I just made the map real quick, so it is my GENERAL (REEEEAL GENERAL :whoa:) advice on a quick trip. He aint REAL :usure: anyways! fukkin TOURIST!!



I hear you. I'm on the south side 75% of the time, so I kinda take it personal when everyone wants to shyt on the south side. anyways, I'm bout to hit the lakefront for jogging anyways over here by the museum of science and industry. it's 70 degrees out here :krs:
 

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I hear you. I'm on the south side 75% of the time, so I kinda take it personal when everyone wants to shyt on the south side. anyways, I'm bout to hit the lakefront for jogging anyways over here by the museum of science and industry. it's 70 degrees out here :krs:
bruh, I think BM are in shape in the land cuz the pawgs who 'brave it' and jog during April in Chitow are those same women who make riding the CTA to work a stable for you to choose your stallion from. :whew:
#SunDressLove #SunDressThread :mjpls:
 

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About to be there for the next 4 days for bidness and it's kind got me fukked up how boring this city is. Midwest :huhldup: fat cacs everywhere :huhldup: city is a ghost town by 9pm :huhldup: bars/clubs closed by 2am :huhldup:


But Lou Malnati's :noah:


:camby: And aint you from San Antonio? You got some nerve, esp with all those ice cream sandwich shaped Messicans women you got
 

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Don't fukk around and...





and by the way..
don't fukk around don't fukk around don't fukk around get smoked

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Why don't some Chicago natives in here rattle off a few hot spots for the OP to hit up.. what's the problem:what:


I was in Chicago last fall to visit fam for a day and a half but they had to leave for down South because of an unexpected death in the family on the day I got there and I was in Chicago solo dolo without a clue on where to get a drink and see some bad bishes.:noah: Usually its no problem, I can find spots on the net. ATL, New York, etc no problems. But I couldn't find sh*t in Chicago, even after scouring Twitter and all. And I know Chicago has spots cause that's a big ass city, which I have enjoyed in the past but that's because I was with fam.
 

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@Public Enemies a sperms fan but.......

What u tryna get into....Its always shyt to do downtown. Or if you aint no square the factory is back:blessed:
Them door prices tho:scusthov:
Mainly if not downtown southside is your best choice.
If i had my car i'd show u around
All the hoes gone be out since the weather nice.
Would say some westside spots but u being from outta town prob aint tryna go dolo. And northside has a slighty chance of some homos.....but u are a spurs fan so:yeshrug:


Weather supposed to be, Saturday at least it's not raining


I'm 27, not trying to mess with some lame college kids or :flabbynsick: crowd. My NYC swag might be too much for this town :2wow:

What's good outchea ?
 

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Weather supposed to be, Saturday at least it's not raining


I'm 27, not trying to mess with some lame college kids or :flabbynsick: crowd. My NYC swag might be too much for this town :2wow:

What's good outchea ?
Downtown to rush st. Im 25 and the crowds there is usally 20-29. You can meet some fine chicks. And thats where all the bars at.

Im a bar guy but also do luv all my southside spots like adrianna & the factory....fa the ratchets of course:takedat:
If you going out do it tonight as its gone rain tomorrow.

Next time let the chi posters know you coming. Im sure nikkas wouldnt mind showing a fellow coli breh around:salute:
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