Why is Chinese food so disgusting?

[Tommy Knocks]

You just need true Chinese food

Go to a Chinese restaurant with Chinese people in it and then order what they irder. It's how I found out about dim sum and roast pork buns

I had this for dinner today. last week I cooked western food all week, this week my girl has control over the kitchen. :mannypac:

 

[joeychizzle]

You just need true Chinese food

Go to a Chinese restaurant with Chinese people in it and then order what they irder. It's how I found out about dim sum and roast pork buns

^^^^ this breh knows. dim sum is unfukkwittable. cop the siu mai and hargow and you will wonder why you ever fukked with fast food Chinese.

@Joey Chizzle

Can't help the ignorants breh. If they think generic fast food watered down and modified to western tastes actually represents the cuisine of 1.7 billion people steeped in 5,000 years of GOAT cooking history they'll never know. That smiley tho

 

[Tommy Knocks]

^^^^ this breh knows. dim sum is unfukkwittable. cop the siu mai and hargow and you will wonder why you ever fukked with fast food Chinese.



Can't help the ignorants breh. If they think generic fast food watered down and modified to western tastes actually represents the cuisine of 1.7 billion people steeped in 5,000 years of GOAT cooking history they'll never know. That smiley tho

I showed my girl americanized chinese food, her response "looks ok i guess " tryin to be nice and shyt

what the chinese think of panda express.

 

[joeychizzle]

I showed my girl americanized chinese food, her response "looks ok i guess " tryin to be nice and shyt

what the chinese think of panda express.

all of that looks greasy and disgusting. none of the refined taste honed over millennia. that old dude tripping about how we would accept that. I've never had Americanized Chinese food but I already want to throw it in the bushes.
fukk Panda Express and bytchmade private Tso

 

[StretfordRed]

^^^^ this breh knows. dim sum is unfukkwittable. cop the siu mai and hargow and you will wonder why you ever fukked with fast food Chinese.

I had it but didnt know its name. I think the one I had, had crab and pork. Man.

What other stuff you suggest?

Also, where you based? It maybe random but I'm visiting NY and need some suggestions on some fine Asian cuisine

I'm from London so luckily we have got our fair share, but I hear NY has the best Chibese and Korean outside of Asia

 

[Zero]

Let's not get too crazy with the snobbery though. All you really need is a good/grimey Chinese spot.

All that "real/genuine" shyt is the mark of a tryhard

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Yall nikkaz is buggin. Prawn fried rice, prawn egg foo yung, beef chow mein, sweet n sour pork, won ton soup, sweet n sour ribs, prawn chow mein, lobster pot stickers are all Bomb ass fukk

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

This thread is blasphemy.

It should be titled...why is chinese food so damn good?

But let me tell you...every spot is not the same.

Like years ago...in the mid 90s, my mom took us to get take out from this one chinese food place...and the fried rice was so fukking good, I still think about it even though it was almost 20 years ago!

Like...it was unusually dark colored for fried rice...like you know how most fried rice is kind of ranges from a light brown to a light yellow...this was dark brown...almost blackish.

And it had the right amount of fried egg, shrimp, peas, carrots, and baby corn in the mix...and chicken too...

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Let's not get too crazy with the snobbery though. All you really need is a good/grimey Chinese spot.

All that "real/genuine" shyt is the mark of a tryhard

I get pretty snobby about my american food. these nikkas can't make a burger for the life of them, the bbq ribs are offensive to my taste buds. kfc dont even taste the same chicken is 'weird'. nothing here taste right unless its a 5 star hotel restaurant like the Hyatt. my boy (mexican) made tacos at the crib last sunday, and that was the closest thing to home, I was scarfing that down like a refugee but then we didn't have tapitio hot sauce, seems like everything is 'almost' there but lacks one key ingredient to make it perfect and taste like home, whether it be the lack of cheddar cheese or crisp pickles or sweet baby rays, always missing ONE damn thing to be perfect. I be watching Actions Bronsons cooking show 'Munchies' on youtube like

First time I came out here, the first city I visited was Chengdu. Which is in Sichuan province, notorious for having the best food in China. My world perspective on chinese food changed. and I come from Cali, which is asian central in the U.S.

 

[patscorpio]

Yeah my dude, that's FASTFOOD Chinese.

Traditional dishes be lovely.

word...i lived with a taiwanese cat during grad school for 2 years..he hipped me to whats real about chinese food and what to look for in regards to the authentic..have barely fukked with regular chinese spots since

 

[MikelArteta]

those 2.99 specials aint chinese food

 

[joeychizzle]

I had it but didnt know its name. I think the one I had, had crab and pork. Man.

What other stuff you suggest?

Also, where you based? It maybe random but I'm visiting NY and need some suggestions on some fine Asian cuisine

I'm from London so luckily we have got our fair share, but I hear NY has the best Chibese and Korean outside of Asia

I'm from, and in Hong Kong breh. Eating REAL Chinese food everyday
I spent a few years in the UK though, Chinatown has some pretty authentic spots. I still remember that little spot on the edges where you could get a bigass bowl of chicken rice for like six quid. always a queue

eat the steamed rice rolls with pork or prawns in them

they might be a little slimy at first but you'll dig it. and don't pour too much soy sauce on it otherwise it'll overpower the meat.

peking duck.. you must've seen them feathery brehs hanging on the window front. order a portion and wrap it with the cucumber and spring onions, a little duck sauce. WOIIIIIIIII i could do with some.

we got these little pork dumplings with soup INSIDE them, the name translates to little dragon buns. dip them with a bit of vinegar and it'll blow your taste buds breh

i personally love chicken feet but i know westerners trip about that. order one portion and see if you can suck the meat off the bones (inside your mouth, not outside) without looking a fool

fuk kin fried rice is also dope

steamed fish is ALSO dope

steamed chicken is even more dope.. it brings out flavours in chicken you might not have had tasted before
plus the juice you get from it goes with white rice like white bytches and starbucks

fried mantis shrimp is also dope

you must try the fried beef with flat noodles. a good plate will look like this

without overly heavy flavouring or too much oil.

you can always tell if the spot is good if true asians are munching there.

oh and try the runny steamed custard buns. that's my fukking kryptonite breh
everytime i catch up with my extended fam they order me like 15 of these fukkers

so GOAT i can't even describe you to the piffery. If you order this at a Chinese spot, and it turns out as a semi-solid paste and it isn't runny with a not overly strong, but noticeable taste of sweet egg yolk, leave. leave the spot and don't ever eat there again.


laaast thing.
hainan chicken rice
thank me later. MAKE SURE it's the version with the oily rice

when you dip a piece of chicken in that ginger spring onion sauce, scoop up a piece of oily rice and combine them two into your mouth (n/h), you will and silently tell yourself joeychizzle tha gawd don't give no BAD ADVICE

 

[wild100sboy]

that orange chicken from panda though

 

[joeychizzle]

I get pretty snobby about my american food. these nikkas can't make a burger for the life of them, the bbq ribs are offensive to my taste buds. kfc dont even taste the same chicken is 'weird'. nothing here taste right unless its a 5 star hotel restaurant like the Hyatt. my boy (mexican) made tacos at the crib last sunday, and that was the closest thing to home, I was scarfing that down like a refugee but then we didn't have tapitio hot sauce, seems like everything is 'almost' there but lacks one key ingredient to make it perfect and taste like home, whether it be the lack of cheddar cheese or crisp pickles or sweet baby rays, always missing ONE damn thing to be perfect. I be watching Actions Bronsons cooking show 'Munchies' on youtube like

First time I came out here, the first city I visited was Chengdu. Which is in Sichuan province, notorious for having the best food in China. My world perspective on chinese food changed. and I come from Cali, which is asian central in the U.S.

Sichuan
how did you handle the spiciness
everytime i go there i regret eating the food
shyt is so delicious but it's like a supernova is being born in your butthole everytime you drop a #2
n/h

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

those 2.99 specials aint chinese food

We in Canada breh, that's HELLA cheap

Where you find 2.99 specials