Why is soccer the world's sport?

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American Football is for douchebages who like steroids.

Basketball is for poor and very tall people.

Baseball is for fat and bored people. Mathematician type in Basebaall da fukk?

Soccer is for Olimpyan Gods and for people who likes competition.
my post was better and your team took the L again

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I really don't like it when big matches are decided on PKs
I don't think it's indicative of the best team, necessarily.

Congrats Chile.
It's awesome to win the tournament at home.
 

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I really don't like it when big matches are decided on PKs
I don't think it's indicative of the best team, necessarily.

Congrats Chile.
It's awesome to win the tournament at home.

It's the only way, after 2 hours of hard game, I mean they sprint / run / jog / walk like 14 kilometers or more they are practically dead and the quality of the game is depressing, it is the only way and to be honest I like it because you can see who player has balls, who player can deal with pressure and the skills of the goalkeepers.
 

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American Football is for douchebages who like steroids.

Basketball is for poor and very tall people.

Baseball is for fat and bored people. Mathematician type in Basebaall da fukk?

Soccer is for Olimpyan Gods and for people who likes competition.

American football athletes are far better athletes than soccer players. Ironically American football athletes participate in the Olympics intermittently whereas soccer players never do. :laff: @ soccer endurance runners being "Olympians". Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't even beat a normal sprinter, let alone actual Olympians.
 

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It's the only way, after 2 hours of hard game, I mean they sprint / run / jog / walk like 14 kilometers or more they are practically dead and the quality of the game is depressing, it is the only way and to be honest I like it because you can see who player has balls, who player can deal with pressure and the skills of the goalkeepers.
I don't like it because teams who are overmatched can sit back and play not-to-lose and take their chances in the penalty kicks.
And I don't think that's a reflection of the best team winning.

Not all the time, but I feel like it does happen quite a bit in soccer.

I'm not taking anything away from Chile.
I'm just saying that I'd rather the game be decided in regulation.

If the NHL final was decided in penalty shots it'd be friggin ridiculous. That's why they play as many OTs as it takes so that the winner is decided within the spirit of the game.
I get that athletes get tired, but it is what it is.

Even baseball has extra innings. You don't go to fukkin HR derby after 13 innings.

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American football athletes are far better athletes than soccer players. Ironically American football athletes participate in the Olympics intermittently whereas soccer players never do. :laff: @ soccer cacs being "Olympians".
Soccer doesn't do the Olympics because of all the tournaments and games throughout the course of the year.
International friendlies.
League games.
Champions League, FA Cup, Gold Cup, CONCACAF Cup, Copa America, World Cup Qualifying, Copa Libertadores, World Cup....

If the NFL had an equivalent schedule to soccer players they'd probably die from injury.
It's not to say that Soccer players are necessarily tougher than NFL players. But they're far busier.

The NFL is losing its collective shyt over potentially adding 2 more games to the regular season schedule.
I mean let's keep it real, breh.
 

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American football athletes are far better athletes than soccer players. Ironically American football athletes participate in the Olympics intermittently whereas soccer players never do. :laff: @ soccer endurance runners being "Olympians". Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't even beat a normal sprinter, let alone actual Olympians.

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

American Football is not even an Olympic Sport.

HandEgg players are 3 hours waiting for the end of commercials and just playing 12 minutes of p*ssy Rugby.

HandEgg players play 2 months and then they scratch their balls for 10 months.

It is the less athletic sport in the world. Okay, not less than Baseball.

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 

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:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

American Football is not even an Olympic Sport.

HandEgg players are 3 hours waiting for the end of commercials and just playing 12 minutes of p*ssy Rugby.

HandEgg players play 2 months and then they scratch their balls for 10 months.

It is the less athletic sport in the world. Okay, not less than Baseball.

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

I quoted myself to put more Michaels Jordans

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

PS: I just keep entering in this forum for the emoticons. :mjlol:
 

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As I said you the goalkeeper is the less talented athlete in Football because being tall give him an advantage. That is a fact in Football, and to be honest, goalkeepers are frustrated field players, it is the most boring position in Football... I only will say that a Goalkeeper is talented if he knows how to play like a field player like Manuel Neuer.

In Basketball all the positions are less talented because you need to be very tall to have an advantage.
thanks for clarifying that you're an idiot.
 

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:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

American Football is not even an Olympic Sport.

HandEgg players are 3 hours waiting for the end of commercials and just playing 12 minutes of p*ssy Rugby.

HandEgg players play 2 months and then they scratch their balls for 10 months.

It is the less athletic sport in the world. Okay, not less than Baseball.

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

American football athletes do events like sprinting, long jump, etc. Their ability translates to Olympic events. But soccer players? :mjlol:
 
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