Why is soccer the world's sport?

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American football athletes do events like sprinting, long jump, etc. Their ability translates to Olympic events. But soccer players? :mjlol:

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: What a stupid argument.

There are more sprint in Soccer than in HandEgg, the only Olympic event that HandEgg players can win is watching commercials or the event of who is better dressed by their mom (wait those are not Olympic events so they can't win a shyt).

Also, True Football is an Olympic Sport so I don't see the point of your argument.
 

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American football athletes do events like sprinting, long jump, etc. Their ability translates to Olympic events. But soccer players? :mjlol:
Perhaps you're underestimating the skill that soccer players at the elite level must have.

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Perhaps you're underestimating the skill that soccer players at the elite level must have.

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These aren't official vertical measurements. Any decent player can do a bicycle kick. Soccer players have no athletic feats they can rely on to prove they're on the same level as basketball or football players. Like I said, there are American football players who have been to the Olympics for non-football related events.
 

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These aren't official vertical measurements. Any decent player can do a bicycle kick.
Breh, soccer is a tough sport when you're playing the best.

Not everyone can do a bicycle kick.
It's hard to time that shyt. It's hard to square the ball up. It's hard to get it on goal.
It's not like players just decide what they're going to do.
Almost every goal a person scores is a split-second reaction type thing.

I'm not out here to talk about what sport is harder.
 

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:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: What a stupid argument.

There are more sprint in Soccer than in HandEgg, the only Olympic event that HandEgg players can win is watching commercials or the event of who is better dressed by their mom (wait those are not Olympic events so they can't win a shyt).

Also, True Football is an Olympic Sport so I don't see the point of your argument.

Like I said, American football players participate and win actual athletic events, which proves their athletic credentials. Soccer players do not. American football players sprint against ridiculously talented athletes. Soccer players sprint against Mascheranos, Xavis and Lampards. :dead:
 

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Breh, soccer is a tough sport when you're playing the best.

Not everyone can do a bicycle kick.
It's hard to time that shyt. It's hard to square the ball up. It's hard to get it on goal.
It's not like players just decide what they're going to do.
Almost every goal a person scores is a split-second reaction type thing.

I'm not out here to talk about what sport is harder.

You're wrong. Many of the guys playing in the neighborhood can do a bicycle kick. Kids playing at rep level can do bicycle kicks with ease. Even girls can do bicycle kicks:
 

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You're wrong. Many of the guys playing in the neighborhood can do a bicycle kick. Kids playing at rep level can do bicycle kicks with ease. Even girls can do bicycle kicks:

You're missing the point.
You posting examples of people doing it is like me posting a video of a street fight and saying "See, regular people can knock people out too. Boxing is easy"

That's not how it works.
 

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Not really, I was in this forum as spectator for some time, until the Pope called me and said me that this forum was full of people that don't understand sports.

He gave me the mission to teach you what a true sport is.

Also, he said me that I have to destroy this nest... the nest of the reverse Ku Klux Klan. I have to save the white race!!!
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Messi's talent and ability is at odds with his admitted and consistent HGH use. Without the drugs, he likely isn't the athlete he is today. Another L for soccer. :mjpls:
 
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Like I said, American football players participate and win actual athletic events, which proves their athletic credentials. Soccer players do not. American football players sprint against ridiculously talented athletes. Soccer players sprint against Mascheranos, Xavis and Lampards. :dead:

This is a joke right? HandEgg is not an Olympic Sport maybe because it is just a contest of commercials... True Football is an Olympic Sport because it is a real sport. Football players doesn't have the necessity to compete in the Olympics because they compete in the biggest sports events (World Cup, Euro Cup, UEFA Champions League) and they are the best paid athletes in the World.

Football players play a lot of competitive tournaments, basically the most competitive tournaments in the World, they don't have time to waste in those boring Olympics Sports unlike HandEgg players that just play that stupid NFL tournament for 2 months and then they are scratching their balls for 10 months... looking for jobs.
 

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ayyy lmao. why is everyone engaging the dumb racist argentinian troll? He can't even type english without sounding like a FOB lmao

First of all I'm not dumb and I'm not racist.

Second I'm sorry my English is not the best because I don't belong to the British Empire unlike you.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... chin chin chin K.O :deadmanny:
 

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This is a joke right? HandEgg is not an Olympic Sport maybe because it is just a contest of commercials... True Football is an Olympic Sport because it is a real sport. Football players doesn't have the necessity to compete in the Olympics because they compete in the biggest sports events (World Cup, Euro Cup, UEFA Champions League) and they are the best paid athletes in the World.

Can you read, troll? I never said American football was an Olympic sport. I said American football players participate in non-American football related events. Soccer players will never compete because they simply lack the ability, not because they make much more money. The average soccer player actually makes less money than the average American football player. Premier League salary is 30 thousand a week which only translates to about 400 thousand US dollars a year. The average American football player makes 435 thousand annually, so about 35 thousand more than the average English Premier league player makes every year. So in fact, soccer players aren't the best paid athletes in the world on average. American football players are paid more on average.

Football players play a lot of competitive tournaments, basically the most competitive tournaments in the World, they don't have time to waste in those boring Olympics Sports unlike HandEgg players that just play that stupid NFL tournament for 2 months and then they are scratching their balls for 10 months... looking for jobs.

If Cristiano Ronaldo--one of the faster wing players--can't even beat a basic sprinter, we all know the deal. :mjlol:
 

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^ I can name at least 10 top level players faster than Ronaldo ever was. That doesn't mean they are better though. All are considered world class sprinters.
 
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