Why is soccer the world's sport?

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Putting your faith in FIFA brehs :mjlol:

Especially overturning a rule that is older then our great great grandparents.

i dont give a shyt if they dont, but if they do :wow: dudes scoring 5 goals a game on a regular basis, some fast ass dude beating all these scrubs on speed alone to score :blessed:
dudes shattering records left and right :blessed:
 

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Watching soccer is terrible . :shaq2:

Playing soccer is amazing. I regret not playing in high school :mjcry:
 

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- Easy to learn and play
- Doesn't require much athleticism
- Cheap
- The most popular sport in former colonial countries :mjpls:
 
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i feel it's ashame so many of my black brethren in the diaspora and the Motherland are so invested in inferior cac sport whom's fanbase are known known to have :mjpls:tendencies..

That's all they know. Black brethren outside America don't have the freedom we do. :mjpls:
 

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a cac sport? the entire rest of the world, including a large majority of africans in AFRICA like soccer. explain to me again how it's a cac sport when essentially every part of the world and almost all races love it?

Soccer's elite are based out of Europe and the strongest teams are European. It's a cac sport even if Africans play it. Africans are ignorant of many things including but not limited to sport. :mjpls:

I love these threads. Exposes the bammas and the nikkas without passports or culture.

So someone is uncultured and without a passport because they don't like soccer? No, you're just another snob liberal cac elitist. My family is from the Carribean, I've been to multiple countries and football is >>>>>> soccer. A sport isn't "better" than another sport because non-Americans play it. :skip:
 
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Because over a billion people watch the World Cup annually. No other sport from my knowledge garners such a large viewership. Btw have you ever seen a fukking banana kick? That shyt ill as hell my nikka.
 

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i gave up already, bunch of inbred weirdos in here saying it's "the exact same thing" in nfl football
im like aight. :manny:
it'll be a good day when fifa gets rid of that shyt :noah:
both american football and soccer use the same idea tho

you cant run behind the defense before the ball is played

no offsides in soccer would be like slamball :mjlol:
 

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My main beef with soccer is that they don't even make an effort to mitigate human error affecting the game.

  • No replay.
  • Refs messing up calls.
  • Arbitrary boundary line.
  • FLOPPING :skip:
Whats funny is because it's such a low scoring game, ONE BAD CALL CAN EASILY DETERMINE THE WINNER :dahell:

Soccer games seem a tad less fake than WWE.:manny:
 

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If American football and Basketball where so superior the whole world would be playing it, the way we all play Soccer. :mjlol:

Keep your struggle sports in America son, although I have been known to play basketball it can never be as fun or entertaining as Soccer (The real Football) :blessed:

Its the classy mans sports, no profanities, violence, unnecessary aggression.
 

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I don't think ill ever appreciate it as a tier 1 sport, but it's not bad to watch...but I also find hockey and water polo entertaining...all of them are better than baseball :manny:
 

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My main beef with soccer is that they don't even make an effort to mitigate human error affecting the game.

  • No replay.
  • Refs messing up calls.
  • Arbitrary boundary line.
  • FLOPPING :skip:
Whats funny is because it's such a low scoring game, ONE BAD CALL CAN EASILY DETERMINE THE WINNER :dahell:

Soccer games seem a tad less fake than WWE.:manny:
Fuk a replay
So?
What boundary line?
It's called diving? It's no different than trying to draw a foul to get to the free throw line.
 

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If you grew up playing football :ohlawd::ohlawd::ohlawd::ohlawd: . u can run a ball game anywhere and its hella fun, so that excitement of playing translates easily to watching and killing nikkas in FIFA :sas2:

In Murica, mostly females play the sport, the same way women rape the men with child support and other absurdities. :ufdup: :mindblown: It's easy to see why they wont "get it" :bryan:
 

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Colonization plays an underrated role. Europeans spread across the globe early and carried the sport along their diseases to every corner of the world.

american football, basball and basketball are rather new sports for most of the world. Ice hockey isn't even that popular in the states either, so there's that.
 
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