Why is soccer the world's sport?
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Kilgore Trout
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in Merica similar to lacrosse soccer is a 5th tier cac sport played by whiteboys whom weren't good enough for the football team ...I tried watching years back during the world cup and from a young blackman perspective this shyt is about existing as watching a marathon race ....Euro fags and Africans running around in tight shorts kicking around a ball back and forth for 4 hours in games that often end scoreless or 1-1 draws is just not worth the time invested...infact even when a goal is scored it's about as impressive as watching a golf ball go through an hole.:from a purely entertainment value track and field, women indoor volleyball,he WNBA ,table tennis, badminton, professional video game competitions, watching nikkas at the park play a pick up basketball game or 2 hand touch football>>>>>soccer
don't even get me started on the racism rampant from the fans n the sport and how docile black soccer players are in their reaction
thank god this homo game will never catch on in Merica like that
Ole never left your state ass Niqquh
Thank God football doesn't have something like an imaginary line it it that keeps players from using their athletic ability and speed to get a head start. Oh what's that you say? Oh right they do.
If you are a better/more physical/faster then the athlete you are being guarded by in soccer you don't need to worry about offsides anyways. You should still be able to beat them to the ball anyways. If you do get caught in an offsides trap by the defense all you can really do is say shyt and silently applaud the defense because their defensive tactic worked on you.
i was going to type a response to this
but if you're stupid enough to compare the offsides rule in soccer to the one in the NFL you don't watch enough sports to warrant a response.
you are fukkin stupid. that is the official statement i'm going with for this idiotic post.
in Merica similar to lacrosse soccer is a 5th tier cac sport played by whiteboys whom weren't good enough for the football team ...I tried watching years back during the world cup and from a young blackman perspective this shyt is about existing as watching a marathon race ....Euro fags and Africans running around in tight shorts kicking around a ball back and forth for 4 hours in games that often end scoreless or 1-1 draws is just not worth the time invested...infact even when a goal is scored it's about as impressive as watching a golf ball go through an hole
don't even get me started on the racism rampant from the fans n the sport and how docile black soccer players are in their reaction
thank god this homo game will never catch on in Merica like that
What black man uses Merica? you sound like a abercrombie wearing frat boy.
I would actually like a thought out response if you have the time. If you have valid point to it I'll dap it.
Of course offsides in both sports are different, but both ultimately serve the same purpose of keeping the field of play fair for both teams. I'm assuming that at some point you've played some sort of pickup basketball with a lazy Oliver Miller'ish type of player who is either 1. Too fat and out of shape 2. Too lazy to get back and help play defense so he just cherry picks. I don't know about you, but it's pretty damn annoying to me when playing. Soccer figured out a way to keep this from happening. Way back in the 1840's. I highly doubt to cater the rules to the current fan soccer is going to change a rule anytime soon. Yes, I and everyone who follows soccer knows offsides hinders the amount of scoring, but honestly it doesn't really bother me. Makes the matchup of a offensive player vs a defensive player more intriguing similar to a DB vs a WR. A 1-0 or 2-1 soccer game is more exciting to me then a 49-14 score in football. Way more compelling of a game.
If after reading all of this you still think I'm an idiot
I don't know what else to say. My comment is getting daps so I must not be the only idiot in this thread.
no other sport where I can freely speak my mind 
be Amerikkkanized brehs 
the pasty exposure in this thread tho
the pasty exposure in this thread tho
speed isn't punished by the offsides rule, speed is rewarded. those slow cherry picker motherfukkers would be the ones who would benefit from no offsides.soccer is boring to a lot of people because of stupid ass rules that prevent more scoring
they'll whistle some dude offsides if he has 1 centimeter of his shoe ahead of thedefenders
. oh look his shoulder was ahead of the defenders OFFSIDES!!!
like they will penalize athletic/speed advantage because of some retarded imaginary line the defenders have created and this is "good strategy"
get rid of that shyt, watch soccer scores go from 0-0 and 1-0 to 6-5
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BlackAchilles
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Cause British sailors spread it around the globe when the empire was still relevant, and it took off from there.
Carlos Huerta
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at this deflection. It's the same exact thing you neanderthal.
Sauanaffe Tustunnagee
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if soccer is all i'm missing i'm fine with never leaving my block
sarcasm breh...fratboy cacs love soccer
I would actually like a thought out response if you have the time. If you have valid point to it I'll dap it.
Of course offsides in both sports are different, but both ultimately serve the same purpose of keeping the field of play fair for both teams. I'm assuming that at some point you've played some sort of pickup basketball with a lazy Oliver Miller'ish type of player who is either 1. Too fat and out of shape 2. Too lazy to get back and help play defense so he just cherry picks. I don't know about you, but it's pretty damn annoying to me when playing. Soccer figured out a way to keep this from happening. Way back in the 1840's. I highly doubt to cater the rules to the current fan soccer is going to change a rule anytime soon. Yes, I and everyone who follows soccer knows offsides hinders the amount of scoring, but honestly it doesn't really bother me. Makes the matchup of a offensive player vs a defensive player more intriguing similar to a DB vs a WR. A 1-0 or 2-1 soccer game is more exciting to me then a 49-14 score in football. Way more compelling of a game.
If after reading all of this you still think I'm an idiot
look..
What is Offside?
A penalty called when a defensive player crosses the line of scrimmage prior to the snap of the football by the offense.
so... if we eliminate the offside rule in NFL football... how do u figure an offense would get a play off if defensive players were allowed to rush the QB in the middle of a play call?
if the offside rule is eliminated in soccer, the ONLY result will be more scoring. that's it. that's why FIFA was/is considering eliminating that stupid ass rule. the NFL would never eliminate offsides. wtf?
explain how an NFL offense would get off a play without offsides penalty in place you stupid bytch. lol@ "it's the same exact thing"
lazy ass midget
Carlos Huerta
Just keep my rep red
look..
What is Offside?
A penalty called when a defensive player crosses the line of scrimmage prior to the snap of the football by the offense.
so... if we eliminate the offside rule in NFL football... how do u figure an offense would get a play off if defensive players were allowed to rush the QB in the middle of a play call?
if the offside rule is eliminated in soccer, the ONLY result will be more scoring. that's it. that's why FIFA was/is considering eliminating that stupid ass rule. the NFL would never eliminate offsides. wtf?
explain how an NFL offense would get off a play without offsides penalty in place you stupid bytch. lol@ "it's the same exact thing"
lazy ass midget
at you not knowing that the offense could also be called for offsides. Your sports knowledge is straight trash kid.
Carlos Huerta
Just keep my rep red
change American football to have the receivers standing behind the safeties when the ball is snapped brehs 
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
You don't even need a ball to play it.
In school we used to play with a flattened soda can in the hallways whenever someone lost or punctured a ball. When you made it passed someone using a fukking soda can you knew that you were either really good or the guy you just passed was completely useless
Back then it wasn't as easy to afford a decent ball so people were always
about taking one to school so someone could fukk it up. We had to play with anything that could be kicked I remember wasting a shyt ton of scotch tape over dozens of blank pages so we could make a decent shaped "paper ball" to play during brakes.Then when you actually played with a real ball in a nice pitch you could wreck shyt up
