Why the hell aren't there any jobbers?

[Mastamimd]

Or enough segments to where there are squash matches? The Bo Dallas segment was a clear example of why it would be a good call for more segments like that. You got the NXTers, a big clusterfukk of midcarders and like 2 people in the main event, literally. If you include The Rock and Jericho you have more part timers than fukking REAL main eventers. And the IC title isn't even being utilized right...it's like no one even cares that Ryback has that championship. K.O. and Cesaro could have elevated the U.S. title into something awesome, hell a unification match between those two would be epic. It's like there's one belt out there and a bunch or no direction midcarders.

 

[mr x]

Squash matches used to be lit

there was a thread on this a while back on this sentiment

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Nitro killed that so WWF had to follow suit in order to keep up in the ratings.

 

[Box Factory]

Wwf Saturday morning superstars as a kid was the best for this shyt.

Seeing someone debut in their first match against a jobber and just waiting to find out what their finisher was like

Good times

 

[MushroomX]

Local Area Jobber

 

[Bars4TheCause]

Everyone's a jobber these days

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Everyone's a jobber these days

 

[September]

Bo and Wade Barrett and Mizzark ( ) job enough for everyone.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Everyone's a jobber these days

real talk

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

What do you call Mark Henry?

 

[MightyHealthy]

What do you call Mark Henry?

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

What do you call Mark Henry?

world's strongest jobber

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Zach Ryder
Fandango
Heath Slater
Damien Sandow
Adam Rose
Bo Dallas
Curtis Axel

those are straight up enhancement talent...just jobbers. They might have 'charactor' but so did roadblock, the gambler, brooklyn brawler, etc

 

[Beer Drinker]

They brought them back SUPER briefly when Ascension debuted. I believe their first two matches were against jobbers.