Gather round, Gather round,Girls are easy to smash...even easier to talk to. if your not doing any of either these, something is wrong in your life.
you dress decent, you look decent. you feel decent. But....your not getting any action...and you dont have too many female friends.
Why is this?
You just might be a Weirdo
now theres a huge spectrum behind the word weirdo, i mean something that seems normal can be considered strange or odd to someone one else. so ill try to discuss this in regards to what the majority of girls out here would find or consider weird.
Clothes: if your out here wearing the same clothes on the daily, most girls will definitely pick up on this and find this weird. Girls are some hoe ass creatures so they're very observant. if your clothes are dirty or wrinkly, expect some points to be taken away. you cant be out here walking around with stains on your gear like everything is gravy, no pun intended.
Habits:
a lot of these apply to being in public, feel free to keep doing these in the comfort of privacy.picking: you cant be out here picking your nose or your butt. thats definitely weird. especially if your flinging or eating the boogers.
talking to yourself: its one thing to vocally reassure yourself about something but this one can make you look completely crazy. if your out here holding a full conversation with yourself, by yourself, at a table in the food court, on the bus, in line etc you need to stop this, asap. also, dont be making wierd noises like animal imitations either.
Eye Contact: Remember to look people in the eye occasionally, dont be staring at the ground or past people when talking.
Staring: staring can go from sexy to weird real quick, dont be staring at these girls like your Hannibal Lecter.
Eating: firstly, dont eat and chew with your mouth open. secondly, dont be making noises either. Third, i believe in the 5 second rule just as much as anyone else but dont let anyone actually see you pick something up from the ground and eat it
Anime/comicbooks/cartoons etc: I love anime, you probably do too. just be discrete about it and dont have it out there on front street as the general perception of an anime enthusiast usually defaults to weirdo weeboo/otaku culture. so dont have my little pony posters on your walls or be wearing naruto head bands or rocking shirts like this in public with cargo shorts
unless your already with a girl thats into it.
Independence: there is nothing wrong with living at home, i still live at home. you can still live at home and be independent. if your 23 and older dont be eating dinner or food that you haven't brought for, or prepared yourself.
Hygiene: Self explanatory, dont be a dirty nikka.
You tagged breh in the last thread like this.
