Woman Poops On First Date And...
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SheWantTheD
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A man is going to think less of you for the fact that you rolled up your own poop and put it in your purse, cause you ain't want him to see your poop in the got damn toilet...
Saysumthinfunnymike
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These broads cant hold their shyt for a couple hours 
I AM WE ARE
Banned
i knew i should have went to sleep
Doobie Doo
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the dirtiest bytches I've ever seen were usually attractive
Gotta be honest, if I see a chick who isnt my girl leaving a log in my toilet, ive divorced her before I even proposed. If im at someones house and have to shyt, im abruptly ending the date and going home.
Aint no way im shytting and getting all lovey dovey afterword
No matter how much you wipe, everytime you shimmy around with your partner, you working that pudding grease residue out of your bowels. 2 hour later you wipe your ass and its like you never did it the first time
Ill see you tomorrow when I dont have penzoil action happening in my light-colored drawls
Aint no way im shytting and getting all lovey dovey afterword
No matter how much you wipe, everytime you shimmy around with your partner, you working that pudding grease residue out of your bowels. 2 hour later you wipe your ass and its like you never did it the first time
Ill see you tomorrow when I dont have penzoil action happening in my light-colored drawls
Gotta be honest, if I see a chick who isnt my girl leaving a log in my toilet, ive divorced her before I even proposed. If im at someones house and have to shyt, im abruptly ending the date and going home.
Aint no way im shytting and getting all lovey dovey afterword
No matter how much you wipe, everytime you shimmy around with your partner, you working that pudding grease residue out of your bowels. 2 hour later you wipe your ass and its like you never did it the first time
Ill see you tomorrow when I dont have penzoil action happening in my light-colored drawls
This kind of sounds like you've never lived with and/or had a female at your crib for more than a day...
Jaylen Tatum
Veteran
Hell yea I have. However, I have never had the misfortune of seeing the firelog she dropped in the toilet.This kind of sounds like you've never lived with and/or had a female at your crib for more than a day...
Some things you see and you cant go back.
