Woman Poops On First Date And...

[Kidd Dibiase]

Hilarious

 

[Cave Savage]

you usually just gotta fill the top part with water and it will flush again

 

[acri1]

Hell yea I have. However, I have never had the misfortune of seeing the firelog she dropped in the toilet.

Some things you see and you cant go back.

That just means you have a working toilet. Them logs getting dropped whether you know about it or not.

When I was like 20 I had the misfortune of having to unclog my toilet after my college gf dropped a deuce. It wasn't a pleasant experience but I got over it.

 

[dennis roadman]

I've picked up women around 1 am, spent the next 12 hours with them including sleep and given that I was probably drinking, I had to shyt about halfway through the whole thing at best

Those farts and shyts I let out after they went home

So I don't appreciate her story at all

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Girls don't poop.

 

[Wise]

When you hear stories like this and see the before/after pictures with makeup, that should give you plenty of confidence and to never doubt yourself again to approach women.

They aint shyt.

 

[At30wecashout]

That just means you have a working toilet. Them logs getting dropped whether you know about it or not.

When I was like 20 I had the misfortune of having to unclog my toilet after my college gf dropped a deuce. It wasn't a pleasant experience but I got over it.

Thats the thing, she was your girlfriend. This chick said she was just dating a dude and dropped a hot one. Its something she couldn't come back from unless she was fine
as fukk.

Average? Stay your shytty ass out my house

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

"Me: That's Sweet

Me: I have a piece of poop in my purse"

 

[ThatTruth777]

girls poop?

 

[newworldafro]

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Finesse a chick at starbucks to come back to the crib brehs.

For real......coffee is a cotdamn laxative. . Even just a small swig, will show up 5 hours later like

 

[keepemup]

Hell yea I have. However, I have never had the misfortune of seeing the firelog she dropped in the toilet.

Some things you see and you cant go back.

You've never seen your girl coppin' a squat? You've never actually seen the sh*t floating there in the toilet, mocking you for what you spent on dinner?

You haven't lived

 

[At30wecashout]

You've never seen your girl coppin' a squat? You've never actually seen the sh*t floating there in the toilet, mocking you for what you spent on dinner?

You haven't lived

:blacknerdlost:Never been in a serious enough relationship that I had to broach that situation. I hope it doesn't happen anytime soon.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

See and all you nikkas on this site talking about all the booty you would eat on the first date

 

[Blessings]

lmaoooooooo

 

[Super Ramon]

fukking trifling