Woman Poops On First Date And...

[BelieveBeOK]

Man some of you dudes need to lighten up

Story was funny to me


to her sister for being there in the clutch

 

[Rayzah]

A man is going to think less of you for the fact that you rolled up your own poop and put it in your purse, cause you ain't want him to see your poop in the got damn toilet...

This is the real problem, like in your purse really? that was your bright idea. That stupidity is the deal breaker, so you are comfortable enough to blow up his bathroom but not comfortable enough to tell him his toilet is fukked up cause you are scared he is going to be disgusted, like him finding out you put that shyt in your purse isn't 10000X's worse...

 

[jackswstd]

Toilet didn't flush and her best course of action was to throw some shyt in her purse

 

[Double J]

Girls don't poop.

If only.....

 

[Rue]

 

[Man]

They put everything in those damn purses

 

[2stainz]

shouldve tried to dissolve it in the sink .. she wrapped it up like a burrito

 

[lotteryplaya]

She has turned it into a money making opportunity.
Makela scored a deal with trendy candy confectioner IT’SUGAR — known for dropping novelty sweets like Dingle Bearies … aka chocolate covered gummy bears.


Makela’s repping its new poop-inspired collection — perfect since she’s kinda found her niche since her horrific poop story went viral.
Viral Poop Girl Makela Now Selling Poop Products on Instagram | BSO

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ive had a pretty famous chick shyt in my house once..... never felt right about it.

 

[The Burger King]

See and all you nikkas on this site talking about all the booty you would eat on the first date

The booty still getting ate regardless, my nikka.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

doo doo digger

 

[kaiOogway]

bytch didnt mention anything about washing her filthy ass hands

 

[The Big Dogg]

Ive had a pretty famous chick shyt in my house once..... never felt right about it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

random i know but she came to my house for an afterparty as soon as she came in she went straight to the bathroom. I went in like a few minutes later and it stunk like shyt


i just couldn't believe it..

 

[Dominoes]

I'll never forget the day I was at my old crushes place. I showed up earlier than she expected but it wasn't a big deal since she was just about to hop in the shower. She brought me to her room because her roommate had stuff all over the living room from moving out--- no problem, she just made the 'living room to her room transition' easier






While she's in the shower I shout that I'm going to grab some water from the kitchen-- no biggie. I get my drink, return to the room, but I notice it's a bit unorganized; her dresser has a bunch of stuff on it, couple boxes laying around, a pile of clothes in the corner.... But what I saw next I couldn't let slide. It must have been because I came to her place earlier than expected, or maybe she gives no fukks, but sitting damn near on the pile of clothes was a shyt-stained piece of langerie



I didn't call her out on it, but it taught me a powerful lesson regarding women that has kept me from making decisions based on looks:

No matter how fine a woman is, there's a chance that she has a nasty unwashed pair of shyt stained underwear in her room somewhere