Woman Puts Live Crabs In the Air Fryer.....Intense Debate Follows

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Wait..
You never had steamed maryland blue crsb by the bushel.

The crab cake is an go between alternative to steamed blue.

Get the originator breh.

Trust.

Maryland blue = the only real food that fuels happiness


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i have lol

it was awesome

i just feel bad for the crabs!
 

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I don’t eat swine either. Pasture raised beef or free range chicken only for the meat I do consume. Occasionally a leg of lamb near the holidays.


None of that shyt.
manufactures as much joy as crab.

Trust.

Those foods are my favorite.

Yet steamed blue = orgasmically great
Maryland jumbo lump g&m Crab cake = orgasmically great


Notice they don't have a lambcake.

Plus nobody heterosexual eats beefcake.

They just do not measure up.

Eat a crab cake and get the joy.
you never knew you could have.



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None of that shyt.
manufactures as much joy as crab.

Trust.

Those foods are my favorite.

Yet steamed blue = orgasmically great
Maryland jumbo lump g&m Crab cake = orgasmically great


Notice they don't have a lambcake.

Plus nobody heterosexual eats beefcake.

They just do not measure up.

Eat a crab cake and get the joy.
you never knew you could have.



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Fair enough, the times I’ve tried crab I’ve been extremely underwhelmed.
 

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whenever I get crab from the store, they are already cooked, cuz the boats flash freeze them.

I've never even seen live crabs at a store personally :manny:


The only culinary issue with chicago is no real maryland blue and no maryland jumbo crabcake.

Bmore issue is. People using heroin and harsh drugs.
chasing that joyful crab high.

Chicago's issue is. There is no maryland blues to know what joy is.


Both have issues centered around their lack or abundance of maryland blue crab.


I am happier than any chicagoan i ever met. All because of crab.


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Fair enough, the times I’ve tried crab I’ve been extremely underwhelmed.


Where did you get that seabug from?


You need to go here.

Man finds happiness through our belly.

You just never had sheer happiness to know better.

Thank me later.

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Oh you thought.
i was all just:

Chicago gourmet stuffed pizza and italian fiesta.

Well i am happier and the actualized protege to a legend and headliner.

all from the beginning childhood joy.
created from the joy of eating chicago stuffed and tavern pizza and maryland blue crab.



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Never got the hype around eating sea bugs.
I don't even eat crabs so :manny:



I can tell...from the general youse pessimistic contrarian style posts.


To rhe general youse.....

Y'all will never experience real joy.
till you had maryland blues.

Maryland blue g&m crabcake, giordano stuffed and italian fiesta thin crust = the juvenile endgame pathway to joy in life


GUCCI MAYNE : you never had no maryland blue..that's what's wrong wit'chu

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The only culinary issue with chicago is no real maryland blue and no maryland jumbo crabcake.

Bmore issue is. People using heroin and harsh drugs.
chasing that joyful crab high.

Chicago's issue is. There is no maryland blues to know what joy is.


Both have issues centered around their lack or abundance of maryland blue crab.


I am happier than any chicagoan i ever met. All because of crab.


Art Barr

I've had soft shell crab once. I don't like the texture of the shell honestly.
 
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