Woman Puts Live Crabs In the Air Fryer.....Intense Debate Follows

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Trust
.the only time.

You can buy happiness and long lasting joy in life.

If i wanna cheer myself up.

I go to dreaming about my past orders from g&m.

Case in point,....
when i got trapped in martial law in maryland. Fabricated by that goofie grandwizard nepo baby goldeb spoon red hat wearing band called orange piccolo.
to deflect away from that fake riot. In ellicot city mall in bmore.
to cover up the internal affairs national exposal of police brutality. That would have stopped police brutality in america.
from being exposed as deflection.

To deflect away from a black man being shot in his back. By cover up of internal affairs of a southern police force. That would have stopped all police violence in america.

I was left with a severe allergic reaction. forced by martial law. into a poor bmore hotel on a blade. Where martial law made us have to take shelter in said hotel on a bmore blade. After a tank pulled us over. Yeah i said a said fukkin tank. At the martial law checkpoint.
After getting a five doubles of g&m crab cakes order. I was going to freeze at a relatives and take back home for the road. I was in a hoody. looking like al simmons from spawn for days. Waiting on them to let travelers from martial law leave. The hotel owner could not believe. how happy i was. trapped and in the condition i was in. One day he was like. How are you unphased about being trapped here in bmore in martial law. Knowing habibi don't eat crab. More than likely. I told him i had like a week of double orders for g&m.

I literally was happy as can be. Being put to sleep every four hours on allergy medicine. Then waking up and microwaving a crab cake in 17 seconds to eat. Take another dose of allergy medicine. to reduce my body being swollen and disfigured and going back to sleep.

I could have worried about my headliner goodlooks never returning. Yet i never thought about any of that. I was just happy.

i had all those crab cakes from g&m.


true story.

Crab cakes made/make me so happy.

i had no real worries. When i could have died in a cheap hotel on rhe blade. Disfigured as fukk btw.
When I was forced to stay at.
One of the worst hood motels in life. From a tank making a traffic stop During martial law.


if you ain't had a steamed maryland blue crab and a crsb cske fdom g&m.
That is why you mad.
Plus will never have joy.


maryland blue shell crab is the joyful fuel for orgasmic level happiness.


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All this crying for a glorified cockroach, I could understand if it was a chicken or a cow, but a fukking crab? Toss them in by the bucketful. You already lost eating those bottom feeders.
 

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please :rudy: anything pacific in terms of seafood >>>>

no they don't :dead: been a few years since i've had some now that the topic has been brought up


Maryland blue >>>>> any thing captured in the pacific

I know so.

Anything made into a patty like a maryland blue crab cake. Is sold and called imitation crab.

All that other seafood is an imitation of orgamasically great happiness.



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All this crying for a glorified cockroach, I could understand if it was a chicken or a cow, but a fukking crab? Toss them in by the bucketful. You already lost eating those bottom feeders.


There is no food better than crab.

All religious issues with crab. Is from arab market games. Where they hee hee kee kiì.

after selling their outhouse pig.
to the market of outsiders.
While being ignorant of what dead man is.



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Real talk.

Man, I watched a goat get slaughtered and that shyt disturbed the hell out of me. Didn’t even realize what I had walked into until I turned the corner lol


But the breh cooked it later and it was fukking delicious.


I had to stop being a baby. I hated seeing that, but the truth is when I go grocery shopping every week someone had to do that to whatever meat I’m buying. And I will never stop eating meat. So folks gotta be real about what we eat and how it’s been done lol
It's amazing how many grown adults refuse to acknowledge how humans existed in the past.


You can actually gauge someone's intelligence extremely quickly just observing whether they take humanity's existence as a whole in mind vs. acting like everything started in the 1900's
 

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this is why i love the coli lol. if i posted that on reddit id get like 2000 upvotes, but if i say it on the coli i get called a fakkit. i love you guys lmao. keeps me honest hahaha (no :dame:)


If you eat a g&m crabcake.
You would raise your overall joy.
To enjoy the coli even more.
Plus life would become even more grand.


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#Crabset somewhere like

60lp6u.jpg

bro what show is this :dead:

anime be on some wild shyt
 

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Who eats only 2 crabs?

:jbhmm:


Maybe that was all she could afford to give her joy.
I can't eat just two crab.

If given time.
Plus the money to buy it all for myself.

I would eat two bushels of crab In one sitting easy.

Except i am not fast enough to eat that many.
from my auntie and her daughter in law.

The fastest crab eaters on earth. Those two became hebrew israelite. I never been happier in my life to eat crab. Now those two crust demons.
are no longer pulling up to the paperbag newspaper covered picnic table.


Now i get to be the crust demon.


Bawhahabhahahaa.



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If you eat a g&m crabcakd.
You would raise your overall joy.
To enjoy the coli even more.
Plus life would become even more grand.


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admittedly i think crab cakes are delicious lol

im fine with eating them im just not a fan of killing animals like that... im a hypocrite lol
 

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There is no food better than crab.

All religious issues with crab. Is from arab market games. Where they hee hee kee kiì.

after selling their outhouse pig.
to the market of outsiders.
While being ignorant of what dead man is.



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I don’t eat swine either. Pasture raised beef or free range chicken only for the meat I do consume. Occasionally a leg of lamb near the holidays.
 

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admittedly i think crab cakes are delicious lol

im fine with eating them im just not a fan of killing animals like that... im a hypocrite lol


Wait..
You never had steamed maryland blue crsb by the bushel.

The crab cake is an go between alternative to steamed blue.

Get the originator breh.

Trust.

Maryland blue = the only real food that fuels happiness


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