Woman stabs boyfriend with a SAMURAI SWORD for playing too much PUBG

[Kingshango]

I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told the Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.

I love everything about this sentence, pure basement dwelling cacery.

 

[R=G]

This thread means nothing without pics.

 

[Kings County]

this cant be real lol

 

[Dotcom]

@Dotcom

Lol

 

[Blessed Koala]

Dude should have went for the frying pan

 

[Devilinurear]

Should have been having sex with her.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

 

[OmegaZero]

Good thing she didn't practice the Gatotsu style

 

[Dre Space Age]

Dude is just lucky that she didn't really know how to use that katana or he would be a pile of flesh on the ground.

Chiggas is cutting bb pellets!!!

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dude should have went for the frying pan

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Pubg addiction is real though

 

[FaTaL]

PICs?

 

[Dwolf]

"I wasn't a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete," he told the Oregonian

Ethlete?
These got damn nerds

 

[El Cocodrilo]

How useless is this bytch that she can't kill a single neckbeard with a damn sword?

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

PICs?

You really don't want that.