Women can't trap men! Men are just careless/dumb

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This nikka broke it down to a national geographic bears in the woods comparison :dead:

:myman:Its a fair comparison imo,bear is doin what comes naturally to a bear ie wanting some fish...wanting to raw is a very natural thing:banderas:...a bytch poking holes in ya condoms:comeon:,putting you in a anaconda squeeze wit her legs as you trying to pull out:why:,hiding nut in her mouth for later use:dahell:,or getting condoms out the trash are ALL some extra unnatural bullshyt...which you have to be a lousy mafuka to do,im all for tellin bears to be smarter long as we not letting these horrible human beings who trap nikkas off the hook....Cuz soon as she tell me she pregnant and I do some unnatural,thought out evil shyt like drive over a speedbump in the neighborhood at 60 miles a hour





I bet a lot of people cosigning this would call me the bad guy:sas1:...If fukking peoples lives up because the other person shoulda been smart enuff to see it comin is ok,lets just have a free for all outchea:sas2:
 

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btw I do believe the word "trapped" is overused by nikkas to the point it loses its impact:mjlol:
 

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Please elaborate :lupe:

last cinco de mayo weekend

got blacked out drunk
fukked my ex

she tryna say the baby mine

but she had a boyfriend too
and who knew who else she was fukkin

tryna say the baby was mine :stopitslime:

I dont remember much that night, but I know for a fact I aint bust in that bytch :stopitslime:

tryna show me pictures of the kid in her womb n shyt :stopitslime:

im like :whoa: dont you got a boyfriend , how come this aint his ? :usure:

and ive been hearing stories that you been gettin down too :usure:

how you know this baby mine :usure:

I tell you what :whoa:

I aint supporting you at all :whoa:

no baby showers, no preparing at all :whoa:

not signing no papers till the dna test when the kid is born :whoa:

once that reality sat in , now she wanna get an abortion :stopitslime:

why now huh ? :stopitslime:

cause the 1 dude she try n plant the baby on wasnt going for that shyt :camby:

either way its not my concern any more :manny:

but if i was like these other suckas out here and woulda just succeeded to the weak bytch, id prolly be raising a kid that wasnt mine RIGHT NOW
 

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last cinco de mayo weekend

got blacked out drunk
fukked my ex


she tryna say the baby mine

but she had a boyfriend too
and who knew who else she was fukkin

tryna say the baby was mine :stopitslime:

I dont remember much that night, but I know for a fact I aint bust in that bytch :stopitslime:

tryna show me pictures of the kid in her womb n shyt :stopitslime:

im like :whoa: dont you got a boyfriend , how come this aint his ? :usure:

and ive been hearing stories that you been gettin down too :usure:

how you know this baby mine :usure:

I tell you what :whoa:

I aint supporting you at all :whoa:

no baby showers, no preparing at all :whoa:

not signing no papers till the dna test when the kid is born :whoa:

once that reality sat in , now she wanna get an abortion :stopitslime:

why now huh ? :stopitslime:

cause the 1 dude she try n plant the baby on wasnt going for that shyt :camby:

either way its not my concern any more :manny:

but if i was like these other suckas out here and woulda just succeeded to the weak bytch, id prolly be raising a kid that wasnt mine RIGHT NOW

:ufdup: that's where you went wrong breh
 

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so ? we not allowed to fukk exes or anyone is what u sayin ? that got nothin to do with that situation

since i fukked her hundreds of times before that and she never got pregnant

You said you got sloppy drunk. Did you hit raw?
 

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All you've got to do is put on a condom, it's not rocket science.
 
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people lie breh...sometimes you cant catch everything...you cant watch somebody 24hrs/day...even the most dilligent person can get taken advantage of....

everything in life isnt simply black & white like youre trying to make it....

Exactly...Things can get kind of murky....For example, you and your girl been raw dogging for about a year and she has her IUD removed without your knowledge.......

8 weeks later she hits you with the...."We're Pregnant Bae!!" :blessed:

You be like.......:heh: "Girl Stop Playin"

She be like....:childplease:

You still be like....:shaq2:

She hand you that stick on some :lawd: shyt

You instinctively on some :stopitslime: steez right now.....


You see that strip, :lupe:.... shyt kind of faint tho......"Girl this could be a false positive"

She be like :ufdup:....and steps away for a sec only to return with that digital clearblue tester........

Now you like :damn: :sadcam:

She still standing there like :sas1:......"You aint happy for us bae?" :sas2:

You be like :yeshrug: ...."I guess" :wow:

She like....:usure:

You.......:wtb:........."Yeah, I'm sure"



That's a trap scenario right there if you ask me
 
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