BaldingSoHard
Banned
I'm too old but I'd go fight.
Imma go limp and dead weight. Them muthafukkas gonna have to drag my body off my couch, onto a bus, through a registration line, onto another bus, into a barracks, through all of bootcamp, onto a plan, off.a plane, into some shythole camp, and onto a battlefield cause I ain't moving!

I'm 5'5 gimme my inches pause :talkintoyou:You 5'1 they gonna toss your ass straight to Iran![]()
:Scustbrutus:I'm 5'5 gimme my inches pause :talkintoyou:
The gonna put you in charge of propaganda, photoshop skills neededI'll release all my coli posts to the government
They wouldn't be able to trust me

I'm ineligible, flat footed![]()
You still getting drafted I'm super flat footed and I served.To be honest, my daddy wanted to sign up and they told him he was flat footed. I never looked that shyt up until now. I'm clumsy as hell too....shyt must be genetic. I wonder how I'd fare. Not about to find out, though. Nothing but love for folks that made that choice and answered that call. It's not for everybody and I admit it.Me too![]()
YupIf a war starts, the first thing we're doing is committing a coup.
More than half the country voted for Hillary. So we're not gonna fight for the guy. If he tried to make it WW3, the liberals would turn it into a Civil War. And the whole world would be on their side because they view Trump as a fascist warmonger.
He'd have to nuke America in order to stay in power, and the people around him would kill him before they let him do that.
I don't think I could live with myself killing someone i try to keep away from violence as much as possibleTo be honest, my daddy wanted to sign up and they told him he was flat footed. I never looked that shyt up until now. I'm clumsy as hell too....shyt must be genetic. I wonder how I'd fare. Not about to find out, though. Nothing but love for folks that made that choice and answered that call. It's not for everybody and I admit it.
I'm better with my hands than my feet anyway. Also like my dad.

Copped foreign land built me a villa watching the fukkery like
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I'm mid 30s anywho. I wouldn't get snatched up at any rate.I don't think I could live with myself killing someone i try to keep away from violence as much as possible

