Worst thing a woman did on the 1st date?

[Poetical Poltergeist]

My homie had a funny story. Well funny to everyone but him. We went to a bar and he met a cute ass shorty. She approached him and asked him to dance. He ended up chilling with her all night, dude was all excited cuz she was cute af, I was even a little jealous like yo, she fine. He secures a date few nights later. He told me they went to eat, all was good and then she wanted him to go back to her apartment. He goes and when she opens the door there are 6 motherfukkin kids up in there. All hers. From like 2 years old to 13. He was blinded by her looks and hung out, said the little ones were crawling all over him calling him "new daddy" . And he hated kids. Always complained about them.

I almost died laughing cuz he was sad af thinking he met the one. I told him you never meeting the one at a bar homie.

 

[AceMan]

I got one; met this chick through a mutual friend at a group meetup at Park & 14th. She was a 4 in the face with a banging slim thick body and a Disney tattoo above her left tit. She basically threw herself at me so I got her number.

She invited me out to a bar at the MGM like a week later. Long story short, this broad actually invited 2 other dudes out there as well. I'm pissed! (I have been in multiple situations where chicks have invited their bfs or f*ck buddies around me after I smashed)
While she's talking to one of the dudes, I pay my bar tab and start walking out to leave...she stops me and is like "You're about leaveeeeee?"
I say "I don't play this type of bulls***...so you're either staying with them or leaving with me!" She actually decides to leave with me!
One of the brehs straight up stone-grilled me like this as I left with this broad. I'm still hot so I'm walking through the casino area of MGM with her walking behind me and trying to calm me down. Then I'm like "F*** this, I'm going home". So I tell her I'm headed to my car to go home and she asks me to drop her off at her place. I drop her off and never saw her again.

 

[Scaaar]

This one chic tried to convert me to Christianity on the first date. We couldn't even focus on anything else because she kept trying to figure out why I'm not Christian. After I told her the real about Christianity she just told me I'm going to hell and she just can't date a man that doesn't share her faith. She called me two days later and was trying to go on another date

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Never been on a date with a chick i wasn't in a relationship with already. Cant relate.

 

[razassin]

My homie had a funny story. Well funny to everyone but him. We went to a bar and he met a cute ass shorty. She approached him and asked him to dance. He ended up chilling with her all night, dude was all excited cuz she was cute af, I was even a little jealous like yo, she fine. He secures a date few nights later. He told me they went to eat, all was good and then she wanted him to go back to her apartment. He goes and when she opens the door there are 6 motherfukkin kids up in there. All hers. From like 2 years old to 13. He was blinded by her looks and hung out, said the little ones were crawling all over him calling him "new daddy" . And he hated kids. Always complained about them.

I almost died laughing cuz he was sad af thinking he met the one. I told him you never meeting the one at a bar homie.

 

[razassin]

Never been on a date with a chick i wasn't in a relationship with already. Cant relate.

nikka what?

 

[Mowgli]

Came in heels she couldn't walk in. We walkin to the skating rink she's doing the Stanky leg for half a block. Looking like a newborn deer.

I said fukk this. We walked back to the car and went to a restaurant that had no one in it

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

painted me bloody red

 

[Saint1]

What the fukk is up with broads bringing people along on a date? The au-fukking-dacity.

If I was driving up and saw that shyt I'd pull a U and stare dead at their ass and keep on moving

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

nikka what?

true story. I invite em over to the crib, fukk a couple times and then stop talking to them. The few that have made it past the timeline ended up being the women I would be comfortable enough to be seen in public with and actually introduce to people i bump into. Those that got the girlfriend status after extensive vetting were the ones I ended up on a date with.

To this day I dont understand why dudes insist on going on dates with women they dont know. A date is supposed to be a romantic things for couple, not meetup event for strangers

 

[Koli_Kat]

So I met this chick of ig. Pics all fire. Sexy natural earthy type, sort of like a erakah Badu hybrid.

Set up a date to a nice lil health restaurant/bar. bytch shows up in a durag


Got her undressed and back to the crib didn't fukk but I got close enough. So I'm thinking next time, this going to be some easy ass.

I set up another link, a lil home date. She came with luggage. She from a different town so I ain't sweat it.

She spent the night. Morning hits and she has a whole story about how she got kicked out her apartment and has nowhere to stay with puppy dog eyes

I talk with my face so my facial expression was like bytch no you can't stay here


She stormed out crying.Spent the night at a shelter. Told me a few days later she's found a spot with family. Bushed her

 

[richaveli83]

Girl brought her son with her on our first date. We agreed to meet at the restaurant and when I get there she had her son with her waiting for me in the lobby. She was like I'm sorry but her roommate couldn't watch her son and she had no one else who could watch him. Now she was fine as fukk, kind of looked like a prime Keyshia Cole (this was back in 2008) and I was trying to smash for the longest (we used to work together). I was pissed because she could have told me ahead of time but I kind of felt kind of sorry for the kid.

Anyways we ate dinner and the whole time she kept apologizing about her son being there and that she would make it up to me. She kind of alluded before that I was a guaranteed to fukk that night so I was cool with it. After dinner I followed her to her place and we get there and I found out she lived in a efficiency apartment and she, her roommate, and her son all slept in the same king sized bed. She was like we can still do something while he's asleep.

I was like you actually would feel ok fukking on the couch while your son was in the corner sleeping?! Her place was actually dirty, with clothes everywhere, dishes in the sink. I declined and said next time.

We did fukk weeks later but the sex was trash. She didn't like to ride, didn't like sucking dikk, basically a dead fish in the bed.

 

[old pig]

had me pick her up at her church (I think she was 7th day adventist…I arrived a little bit early) where I watched her loudly give praise to god for “receiving” her period blood that morning…after she changed clothes and went to the movies where she fell asleep…I had been behind this chic tryna to get a date with her for a couple months after going out with her friend…didn’t even bother with a 2nd date after that lol

 

[Flex Luger]

Ding ding, 1st thing shortie did was ask to hold $300, I went to the bathroom and never came back

Hit her with that

 

[fifth column]

Hit her with that

I hit shortie with the lifeless blank stare and was like I’ll be back

 

[Bless't]

My homie had a funny story. Well funny to everyone but him. We went to a bar and he met a cute ass shorty. She approached him and asked him to dance. He ended up chilling with her all night, dude was all excited cuz she was cute af, I was even a little jealous like yo, she fine. He secures a date few nights later. He told me they went to eat, all was good and then she wanted him to go back to her apartment. He goes and when she opens the door there are 6 motherfukkin kids up in there. All hers. From like 2 years old to 13. He was blinded by her looks and hung out, said the little ones were crawling all over him calling him "new daddy" . And he hated kids. Always complained about them.

I almost died laughing cuz he was sad af thinking he met the one. I told him you never meeting the one at a bar homie.