Would you rather have the ability to talk to animals, or be fluent in every world language

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:what:Tf I need to talk to animals for:dwillhuh:

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Animals don't got wet pu$$y
 

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Yea you thinking everything sunshine and lillypads beastmaster, yogi thinking picnic baskets and bloodshed

That's why Dar raised a tiger from birth to protect him... he wasnt stupid... I'm gonna get me a big panther cub, call him panthro have him in my backyard and feed him fried possoms...


:pachaha: let nikkas look at me sideways on my block.
 

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The market for human translators will continue to shrink, while you'd be the only person earth that could talk to animals. The potential to make money from talking to animals totally dwarfs being able to speak any language.

You're right breh.

You know how many ppl would PAY for you to talk to their dog for them? Rich white people would be hiring you just to tell their dog "they love them", and then to tell them what teh dog said back. :heh:

Hollywood directors would hire you to tell an animal what to do during a scene.

Your phone would literally never stop ringing with chances to make money.
 

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You're right breh.

You know how many ppl would PAY for you to talk to their dog for them? Rich white people would be hiring you just to tell their dog "they love them", and then to tell them what teh dog said back. :heh:

Hollywood directors would hire you to tell an animal what to do during a scene.

Your phone would literally never stop ringing with chances to make money.

Just think if you had aquaman's ability to talk to and control animals across all species tho.... :banderas: you be a legend... Imagine riding a heard of bulls or commanding wolves to kill someone... Using bats to attack people...

They would never be able to stop you...
 

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All languages, but I'll use it to make money if I'm not even getting women speaking English at that. Let alone some foreign language. :mjcry:
 

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Ain't no animals interested in deep meaningful conversation they either scared of you, or want to have you for dinner. Speaking every language would be a great tool.
 

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Ain't no animals interested in deep meaningful conversation they either scared of you, or want to have you for dinner. Speaking every language would be a great tool.

Communicate + Control tho!?!?!? :leostare:

Think about it. Aquaman commands all sea life. imagine if you had the same powers of all animals of all species???? amplified..
 

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You're right breh.

You know how many ppl would PAY for you to talk to their dog for them? Rich white people would be hiring you just to tell their dog "they love them", and then to tell them what teh dog said back. :heh:

Hollywood directors would hire you to tell an animal what to do during a scene.

Your phone would literally never stop ringing with chances to make money.
And that's just the beginning. Imagine the conversations that go down in the presence of pets because people think it's safe to talk around them. Imagine the kind of info you could have access to.. Insider trading etc:banderas:
 

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And that's just the beginning. Imagine the conversations that goes down in the presence of pets because people think it's safe to talk around them. Imagine the kind of info you could have access to.. Insider trading etc:banderas:

I see where this is going.....:ohhh:
 

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I see where this is going.....:ohhh:
And that's only if you wanna go the legit route. Think about all the safes filled with priceless jewelry, paintings, bonds etc. Why case a house when you got a nikka on the inside :banderas:

These nikkas talkin bout speaking different languages, bytch I pay a mofo to do that for me.
 

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And that's just the beginning. Imagine the conversations that go down in the presence of pets because people think it's safe to talk around them. Imagine the kind of info you could have access to.. Insider trading etc:banderas:
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And you wouldnt have to offer the dog/cat nothing but a few extra treats and he'd be happy to divulge all info
 
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