Would you rather have the ability to talk to animals, or be fluent in every world language

[Blackking]

if I could have control over the animals.....

then I chose animals.

I already can make money speaking two languages... so i'll be aight w that anyway.... I have no desire to know random laguages like German n shyt. I wanna know spanish, Arabic, and English- thats it.


But with animal control... I could have animals committing crimes n shyt for me... like killing COPS and CAC who hurt and kill black people.... murking politicians and private prison industry excs I don't like.. Killing rapist.
Have insects sitting in on meetings at the Federal Reserve... and the Situation rooms of every nation.

I'd have goats in shyt just 'minding their business' in the desert- but really paying attention when our people give the resources to isis and boko haram and all those groups......

I'd be in on a bunch of shyt.

 

[Thsnnor]

Animals. I want to know from what and why they start running from stuff. Bison were caught on film running in packs AWAY in Yellowstone recently. What do they know. I would ask whales what is down there that we haven't seen yet.

I would ask eagles to put on one of those go pros to snap pictures of sunsets and stuff.

Finally there would be Bigfoot doing the Harlem shake on film yelling out worldstar!!!!!

 

[baracka zulu]

Animals, easily.

Knowing every language don't do shyt but get your foot in the fukking door with more hoes. Don't mean shyt if you're still a broke ass, ugly ass fukk nikka with a baby dikk or some shyt.

Having an army of creatures willing to rob when you broke, kill when you mad, & capture/detain the hoes of your choice when you horny is

 

[dc007]

Animals, easily.

Knowing every language don't do shyt but get your foot in the fukking door with more hoes. Don't mean shyt if you're still a broke ass, ugly ass fukk nikka with a baby dikk or some shyt.

Having an army of creatures willing to rob when you broke, kill when you mad, & capture/detain the hoes of your choice when you horny is

 

[aXiom]

Animals, easily.

Knowing every language don't do shyt but get your foot in the fukking door with more hoes. Don't mean shyt if you're still a broke ass, ugly ass fukk nikka with a baby dikk or some shyt.

Having an army of creatures willing to rob when you broke, kill when you mad, & capture/detain the hoes of your choice when you horny is

Even when given the potential to make insane amounts of money and carve out a niche for yourself where there'd be no competition, there's still a mindset of turning to brute force to get laid

We ain't cave men breh, seek help.

 

[aXiom]

If you could talk to animals it would enable scientific breakthroughs I would assume that are otherwise not even possible today or even thought of. You could make a lot of money with that if that's your motivation. Anyways, I can learn any language I want naturally its not like you can learn "bear" or "dolphin" if you try really hard

Yoooooo the fukking visual of this shyt got me dying

 

[UpAndComing]

All langs....animal talking would be fly but who said animals wanna be ya friend?

nikka watching Lion King, thinking wild animals is friendly and shyt

 

[mbewane]

Every language in the world nikka, fukk

gaming up girls the second i land in a foreign country
dropping that omellette du fromage



ima look like a fool talking to a fukking squirrel in the middle of a park

What

 

[patscorpio]

these animal threads are guaranteed comedy every time

 

[Fckumeen]

I'll have wild animals come and scare the dog shyt outta a girl Im interested in and then I'll come and save the day. Have her looking at me like.

 

[Taadow]

Brougham you know how many world languages there are? It's like 400+

I would be the illest nicca in the world...moreso...

 

[Taadow]

I'm talking....talking to every animal from dogs, birds, elephants, fish, etc. You could diffuse a situation if you were lost in the wild like...

You: "Hey mr bear, if you don't eat me, I'll go get you a grocery aisle full of fresh beef and some honey."

Bear: "Sounds like a deal, breh."

W-w-w-wait a minute...bears don't know wtf a grocery store is, son! LOL
even if they did...

Bear: "wait a minute - you a baller? You own a grocery store?
Jadillac: "Uh...no."
Bear: *feasts on Jadillac*

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I wanna talk to the animals, uh huh.

 

[bigdikkbandit]

What

dexter's french game on lock bruh


peep the phat farm hat tho

 

[mbewane]

dexter's french game on lock bruh


peep the phat farm hat tho

Dexter got that Molière flow