Wow...Auburn might be in trouble

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:beli: @ folks acting like ND or Michigan got black folk like that

*insert ed gizzle joke*

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If there were professors from major universities recruiting kids to come study hard and the parents got woken up in the middle of the night to this:
"your son was with three other classmates smoking chemicals out of a plastic bag and robbing other students of TI-83 calculators. maybe we'll talk to you some day."

people wouldn't have it
 

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While selling your athletic gear for tattoos is questionable in terms of long term investments, it's certainly not "smoking synthetic marijuana and hitting a lick"

and these coaches will cut those guys in a SECOND and leave two months later if it happens with an uncomfortable frequency



coach comes into the program year one: "ah, this isn't so bad, old coach left some talent, ok."
"and we have all these women to give out?"
"and we have connections in clothes and cars?"
"and some agent wants to run through us?"
"ok."

after first practice: "man these kids are talented, but fukking idiots"

year two: "nice job guys, you got me a raise, we're looking good for some longevity here. [turns blind eye to boosters] [huge grin on national signing day]"

year three after major bowl appearance/win: "GENTLEMEN, we are winners!"
[p*ssy and money for all]
[coach goes on huge vacation, gone for months at a time promoting the school brand]
"what? our best DL went to jail for punching a bouncer?"
"huh? five players got arrested for ganging up on another student? cut them all, can't have that associated with me"
"really? we lost two more kids to guns?"
"wait...WHO was selling weed?"
"did you say the NCAA? wants to talk to me?"

year four: "TOODLES mother fukkers! gotta go!"
 

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Go to any good football school and I bet you see enough shyt to warrant the death penalty. Outside of maybe usc which is in l.a. How do you think these schools got to where they are? You gotta recruit and all of these schools compete with each other, and if a player says they got paid, it's only because they outbid another school. I look at the cam newton case, people fail to realize that the whole thing started because miss. state tried to get money for him, not auburn. That's why auburn never got in trouble. A Miss st booster tried to get cam money and couldn't do it. So basically it happens everywhere.

Edit: cam didn't even have a car in college, nikka drove a bytch ass pee wee herman scooter.
 

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Go to any good football school and I bet you see enough shyt to warrant the death penalty. Outside of maybe usc which is in l.a. How do you think these schools got to where they are? You gotta recruit and all of these schools compete with each other, and if a player says they got paid, it's only because they outbid another school. I look at the cam newton case, people fail to realize that the whole thing started because miss. state tried to get money for him, not auburn. That's why auburn never got in trouble. A Miss st booster tried to get cam money and couldn't do it. So basically it happens everywhere.

Edit: cam didn't even have a car in college, nikka drove a bytch ass pee wee herman scooter.

you would drive a pee wee herman scooter too for all the throat on campus
 

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and yes, everyone has their "well look who got caught now!!!!" moment
OU, Miami, OSU, Bama, Auburn, USC, Penn State (albeit, for something horribly different), anywhere Rick Neuhessel has been, UNC, on and on and on

what's lost in all of it is that the young men are the only ones who ever get in trouble for it. if they snitch on the coaches who were in on it, they get hate from the school/fanbase. if they take the punishment they're idiots who will never get drafted. they get stuck to get grilled when the coach leaves. if they don't like the culture once it's all revealed they can't leave without sitting out a year.
 

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I need to visit this forum more often.
 

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Only thing I see wrong is they need to be sliding these dudes more money and gifts under the table. $400? :rudy:

It's dirty and corrupt shyt but it's intriguing and the players are benefiting in a small way. Enjoy the games.
 

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Go to any good football school and I bet you see enough shyt to warrant the death penalty. Outside of maybe usc which is in l.a. How do you think these schools got to where they are? You gotta recruit and all of these schools compete with each other, and if a player says they got paid, it's only because they outbid another school. I look at the cam newton case, people fail to realize that the whole thing started because miss. state tried to get money for him, not auburn. That's why auburn never got in trouble. A Miss st booster tried to get cam money and couldn't do it. So basically it happens everywhere.

Edit: cam didn't even have a car in college, nikka drove a bytch ass pee wee herman scooter.

The NCAA knows who to go after. USC was an anomaly. They HAD to fry PSU, but for the most part they go after the mid-tier schools just to say "SEE??!! WE DO OUR JOBS!!!" That's what they do.

If yahoo sports didn't exist there'd be most schools getting away with more shyt. I bet they in the bushes looking up another violation story. All of the other media outlets are too invested in the powerhouse schools to investigate.
 
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