WrestleMania Roast Audio Leaked

[Shadow]

I attended the Roast of Wrestlemania​

My thoughts:
Sucked that you had to lock up your phone but cool they let you bring in your own drinks, just had to pour in a cup.
Really sucked it started like an hour late. The crowd was getting restless and chanting.
Weird set up they had everyone come out one by one to do their set.
Tony did a great job. Wasn't holding back.
The Miz was good but it was funny seeing him constantly offered a joint and him declining it.
Pat was good but high as fukk. As most of the crowd was. Pat and Tony just kept passing the joint in front of Miz.
Fluffy was cool but it looked like he had his feelings hurt a few times.
Bruan was loaded having a great time feet on the table.
Sami was funny as fukk.
David Lucas kept calling Nia Jax "knee-a" but funny.
Can't remember the other comedian name but he was good.
Paul Heyman came on stage had the best set and then left lol
Nia Jax had a good set, bet she really funny in real life.
R -Truth was one of the stars he came out was saying these old jokes but was delivering them like Norm MacDonald. It was great.
HHH came out at the end had some good laughs. He ended it with I got two words for and the crowd changed Thank You and switched it to "fukk you"

-Anything really off the cuff like oh fukk they went there?

-I can't remember the name cause I was laughing but Heyman said something like someone sucked so much someone was gonna put a second bullet in his head. The whole theater was ooohhhh.

-Freddie prince JR’s dad. He was saying how much a fukking nobody he was (this was the start of Haymans attack on celebrities in wrestling, especially those who think they know the biz) he was going off on Freddie about him saying he’d be making a new promotion to do things the right way (saying he was in wwe for a hiccup) can get fukked and doesn’t know shyt. That’s were he said the thing about he dad who committed suicide

-Is it true Nia told Charlotte she'd be better off at home worrying about her 3 ex husbands, and that Cody is fake?

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That post on reddit was mine. And yes that’s true. She flat out murdered charlotte. From an angle of human/human or coworkers not a grey line between kayfabe and shoot just straight up. She basically declared that she would have a taste of Rhea if she could (basically gooning over her) that Rhea stuff was in her own words a “light hearted” roast moment to combat what she’d just spewed about charlotte.

She then when on about how fake Cody is how when the wwe “really” need someone they always go to Roman cause he’s the real star (these thing were said in earnest, it’s hard to convey how real/shoot the delivery was in context, reading it here even to me just sounds like normal promo stuff… it wasn’t on the night)

She then attacked a comedian I believe she may have slept with on the panel not the black guy she did attack him but to the other one she said he was the one writting Becky lynches twitter roast back in 2018 she sprayed/peppered him quite a bit. Pretty sure they slept together at one point. I believe something to the effect that he was a shyt lay….

She then turned on herself and the internet trolls. She said “you wanna know something, I did injure half the woman’s roster. I am stiff in the ring. I did get fired and rehired. And I am the queen of being repackaged and changed storyline’s/characters. And you know what I think of that? I don’t give a fukk. fukk y’all fukker you can all fukk off and then she did a mic drop”

She also called out Michael Cole for constantly gargling pat mcafee balls which went over really well. Pat in his inebriated state quickly quipped back that he loves the feeling of michael gargling his balls and that it feels great.

Every notable part of “The Roast Of WrestleMania”:​

Matt Edgar:
Makes joke about wanting to be Jeff Hardy, says closest he got was when he fell off a ladder when decorating a Christmas Tree… and then got put on oxycodone
Talks about when he was roofied in Vegas, jokes about roleplaying as asleep while the roofier roleplays as Bill Cosby
Tony Hinchcliffe:
Mentions that it’s 4/20, a day of celebration for pot smokers, a day of celebration for Christians, and it’s hitler’s birthday so a day of celebration for Gunther
Jokes about how Prime and Drumstick ice cream have more preservatives in them than Charlotte’s Flair’s face
Said he wanted Shinsuke Nakamura for the roast but he got a tariff on his booking
Says Mick Foley’s mad at him cause he(Tony) endorsed Trump and Foley endorsed Kamala Harris, saying Foley had a harder fall than the one he had from the cell
Said he wanted Jinder Mahal for the roast but he’s going through a midlife Isis
Says Del Rio wanted to be there but WWE had yet to turn that page(Paige)
“Knock knock” “who’s there?” “Ricky Saints” “Ricky Saints who?” “Exactly”
“They call Lex Luger the total package, Total package is what the wheelchair salesman said when-“ (he trails off and doesn’t finish the joke)
“Triple H has a lot of love for D-X, or as he calls her Chyna”
“I haven’t seen this many sweaty oiled up dudes since DIDDY’S party”
“Jey’s an underdog, which is what Shinsuke ate for dinner tonight”
“Jey Uso is still out celebrating and hitting the bar, and as history shows he’ll have a nice drive home tonight”
“Iyo Sky was out there dressed like Buzz rightyear”
The Miz:
Tells Hinchcliffe to go hangout with Logan Paul in a Japanese Forrest
Jeff Dye:
Also makes a joke about Charlotte Flair’s face
Braun Strowman:
Has a rant against Miz, Hinchcliffe, McAfee, not being on Mania, tells zero jokes
Sami Zayn:
By far the best performance of the night and he didn’t even read his own jokes
David Lucas:
Makes several jokes about Nia Jax’s body, mispronounces her first name every time
Paul Heyman:
Has a legitimate hateful rant about Freddie Prinze Jr
Calls David Lucas “The cumrag in the P Diddy party of life”
Goes on a legit rant against Fluffy calling a kiss ass and saying he couldn’t sell out an arena, which causes Fluffy to respond pointing out he’s the only name that got cheered and chanted during the night
Uses “The Miz’s wife’s vagina” as a punchline, then references Shayna Baszlers pubes
Nia Jax:
Says no one wants to see Charlotte in the ring anymore, including her three ex husbands
Jokes about Charlottes face
Goes on a legitimate rant against her critics
R-Truth:
Second best performance of the night, relatively inoffensive
Hinchcliffe:
(Gunther) looks like Adolf Hitler put himself in the oven
Nia Jax:
Goes on another legit rant against Becky Lynch and Jeff Dye(Becky’s former boyfriend)

Unrelated to the roast an old clip of Excalibur and Owens was posted in the first thread:

Spoiler

 

[Brad Piff]

The jokes are nothing compared to 2000s roasts and sound tame. I think men have started to grow vaginas.

A bunch of folks born after '96. Might be pussies.

just about sums it up

can’t even imagine the amount of crying these fakkits woulda did during the attitude and even ruthless aggression eras

 

[Rell84shots]

This reasoning is why so many of these bums exist now

Painting nikkas as soft when the unfunny racist bums get acknowledged as unfunny racist bums

It's ok to call some lame shyt lame y'all

Exactly, We literally are saying if you do this then you have to be funny. Only racist incels will think this embarrassing roast is funny.

 

[stro]

Generally, roasts are supposed to be making fun of the people that are there, but it sounds like the majority of people were just airing grievances against people (their co-workers) who weren't even there and therefore couldn't be in on the joke.

 

[Reality Check]

Generally, roasts are supposed to be making fun of the people that are there, but it sounds like the majority of people were just airing grievances against people (their co-workers) who weren't even there and therefore couldn't be in on the joke.

People should go look up clips of actual roasts to see what they should be.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Surprise lol some stooges have resorted to caping for a racist like Tony Hinchcliffe, how pathetic lmaoo

 

[jerniebert]

Triple Elephant Nose probably

Tony thanked Triple K for letting him do the roast at the end of his set. Sounds like he did green light it.

 

[dagodmcizme]

He was funny as hell on roast me tho



I miss working w all def. shyt used to be jokes

Man Kraig used to have me crying

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Generally, roasts are supposed to be making fun of the people that are there, but it sounds like the majority of people were just airing grievances against people (their co-workers) who weren't even there and therefore couldn't be in on the joke.

Charlotte has a legitimate gripe with these people. Most of it seems like people trying to be edge lords and not being that good at it. But it sounds like a few people got fukked up and decided to shyt on her

 

[Lannister]

Also, I was liking Nia since her comeback but she comes across as a mean, bitter bytch in this. At least Charlotte found 3 men willing to marry her. Nia can't even find 1.

 

[Shadow]

Number 12

 

[Silkk]

Number 12

Thats literally the least funny shyt on there to me


Maybe im missing something

 

[Shadow]

Thats literally the least funny shyt on there to me


Maybe im missing something

It reminds me of something from back in the day, and I'm just imaging someone using those terms in the bedroom.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Thats literally the least funny shyt on there to me


Maybe im missing something

I'm not expert on your Football but isn't that what you say right before go time? Why would that be someone's safety word? You're going to tell me to stop by yelling "GET READY!"?!

It just doesn't work as a joke. I'm not sure it's even that offensive, it's just really fukking annoying.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Don’t waste your time on this shyt. Better off reading the joke transcripts. On a comedy scale of 1/10 this gets a 2/10.