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Just got back from Brunch and now FaceTiming with bae, scheduling my dikk appointment for later :shaq:

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Exlurkernegro

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Trying? Just use bait

Bait depends on what kind of girl she is

Gossip type? "You won't believe this shyt. Can't even say it over the phone, feds watching. When you free?"

Its on you to figure out what to say but by then shes already at your house

Headass erykah badu type? Ask for help doing your natal chart. Tell her your reiki guide told you to have a 3 min eye contact exercise with a spiritually powerful peer, and she was the first who came to mind.

Stoner? Tell her u got some dumb fire from a white dude scientist, even if its some oregano these chicks can't tell once its in a wood.

Freak? Send her some twitter porn like "its too early for mfs to retweet shyt like this. On Sunday too :snoop:" she will respond with drooling emoji or equivalent. Then casually tell her "he wasn't even hitting that right smh" then continue the convo for a little before asking her to come over and watch tv

Seem like you been on some Jay-z girls girls girls type shyt before.
 
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