Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
Just got back from Brunch and now FaceTiming with bae, scheduling my dikk appointment for later 
Cozy
Cozy
Wyd?
- Thread starter b_low_brown
- Start date
No doubt, I would definitely spin the one joint you had the video forI got a sick joint with vinyl sfx
next time breh
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Learning about Episiotomy and pussies and shyt...
fkthisgaysite
Banned
LmfaoWhen my lil sister seen me all badass in armor and get tossed by a giant
She was like "I thought you was somebody"
"You aint shyt."
My nieces are 3 and 6 months. One likes the colors and the other watches for 5 min and goes on.
Abstract83
Superstar
Same here
Antwon Mitchell
Banned
Just lounging, listening to some music and eating a cherry cheese danish 
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Exlurkernegro
Judge me by my heart not my hairline
Trying? Just use bait
Bait depends on what kind of girl she is
Gossip type? "You won't believe this shyt. Can't even say it over the phone, feds watching. When you free?"
Its on you to figure out what to say but by then shes already at your house
Headass erykah badu type? Ask for help doing your natal chart. Tell her your reiki guide told you to have a 3 min eye contact exercise with a spiritually powerful peer, and she was the first who came to mind.
Stoner? Tell her u got some dumb fire from a white dude scientist, even if its some oregano these chicks can't tell once its in a wood.
Freak? Send her some twitter porn like "its too early for mfs to retweet shyt like this. On Sunday too" she will respond with drooling emoji or equivalent. Then casually tell her "he wasn't even hitting that right smh" then continue the convo for a little before asking her to come over and watch tv
Seem like you been on some Jay-z girls girls girls type shyt before.
MajesticLion
Veteran
Sunday lunch.
UpAndComing
Veteran
UpAndComing
Veteran
Watching the Jungle Book (The live action one)
Probably a Top 10 movie of all time for me
Probably a Top 10 movie of all time for me
b_low_brown
Daddyface
Coli wouldn't believe me so i dont talk about it
