Y’all nikkas got palmetto bugs where yall live???

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My lady is scared to death of them. We’re in Georgia.

If I hear her scream, it’s cause she’s seen one of them big ole tree roaches. They stay in our garage, too.

My parents stay right in front of a bayou in Mississippi. With it being both wet and warm around, they definitely see their fair share of them.
 

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Rolling hills everywhere :francis:


Anywhere there's a depression, a valley, whatever lets water pool and gather and stay moist, you know what you're in for.





And that's not even getting to coastal/swampy places like from...let's say Brunswick to Charleston, if you have any kind of bug phobia just don't :mjlol:
 

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I remember walking into the bathroom for a piss in the middle of the night once. I saw a big ass roach on the counter. I bolted out that mug to grab a shoe.

When i came back, he was in the same spot and just looked at me like :francis:

Then he committed that and jumped straight off the counter :ohhh: :damn: :mjcry:

He was still twitching, so I had mercy and didn't even stomp him. Swept em up and set the body in the toilet. Poured one out and flushed :wow:
 

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:russ: nikkas scared of roaches like a bytch. Your girl can't even call you to come kill a bug? Both yall huggin each other, shaking?

I'm a florida guy. Grew up with them shyts. Do I like them...naw. But I ain't taking flight either! Guess it helps that I majored in entomology, but even before that I wasn't scared of most bugs. I simply break they back and kim.
 

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:russ: nikkas scared of roaches like a bytch. Your girl can't even call you to come kill a bug? Both yall huggin each other, shaking?

I'm a florida guy. Grew up with them shyts. Do I like them...naw. But I ain't taking flight either! Guess it helps that I majored in entomology, but even before that I wasn't scared of most bugs. I simply break they back and kim.

:lolbron:

Them shyts ain’t cool breh :russ:
 

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Never knew the white folks name for water bugs until 2:03p est 2/6/24
 

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Or water bugs? Or big ass roaches??

Ones with wings that fly at you and try to attack???

Why were these shyts created :why:
Flying roaches in West Palm Beach where my grandma stayed at. We are selling her house and I'll be down there in 2 weeks.

Nothing can prepare a nikka for flying roaches. I was like 8 when I first went down there and seen them. 30 years later I'm still shook of them. I'm shooting at them bytches with a fully automatic rifle. fukk neighbors and kids playing outside.
 

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Yeah, those tree roaches here in Texas be on some ole bullshyt. I got this poison from amazon that you mix up in one of those gallon plant sprayers. Every year around this time I spray around my house and inside in certain areas. The next day I walk outside I see them on the ground on their back. That poison don't play with'em. fukk's'em good.
 

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Detroit You bytch Ass nikka
Yeah, those tree roaches here in Texas be on some ole bullshyt. I got this poison from amazon that you mix up in one of those gallon plant sprayers. Every year around this time I spray around my house and inside in certain areas. The next day I walk outside I see them on the ground on their back. That poison don't play with'em. fukk's'em good.
Do they have a similar solution for c00ns like @ORDER_66 and @TripleAgent ? If I can rid the world of nikkas like that without bullets and years of court appearances, I would do it without hesitation.

Inbox me if there is a version that works only on c00ns.
 
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