A few weeks ago I'm in the gym, set up in my rack. My homeboy is in one few over, just bullshytting and deadlifting behind his back; he had like 265, 275 on the bar.
Some weak-ass CAC, talking to my boy:

"So how long you been doing that variation?"
Homeboy: *looks at me, smug af* "See..." Starts bullshytting about how unique his technique is.
Me, at the CAC:

"Ask my homeboy how much he deadlifts"
CAC:

"How much you lift Homeboy?"
Homeboy:

"I don't deadlift"
CAC:

. "Yeah, I deadlift high 300s, low 4's"
Homeboy starts giving me shyt cause he's shorter, weaks tank tops and looks stronger but weak af.
CAC agrees that I look much weaker than my homeboy.
CAC, @ me:

"How much you lift, All-Black?"
Homeboy:

"He pulling like 600 off the floor"
CAC:

"That's not bad." Walks off and proceeds to pull like 365 with straps on. Form is snap city.
Me, thinking:

So you'll take advice from a nikka that don't even lift but try and clown the one that runs circles around both y'all?
Guess I need to step my aesthetics game up

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