Yo this CAC RIAN JOHNSON really had LUKE fukkING SKYWALKER milking an ALIEN TITTY in his first action in 30 years! :dead:

[Bryan Danielson]

fukk Rian Johnson
fukk Kathleen Kennedy
fukk Da fukk

 

[bobbiewishbone]

 

[Duke_Droese]

They should have let the actual Star Wars guys like Filoni etc carve up the trilogy's story, so it stays consistent with Lucas's world.

Apparently, they let each director freestyle their movies from scratch lmao.

 

[HipHopStan]

I think that was the point in the movie where I started thinking to myself, “Yeeeah… I’m not really feeling the direction this movie is heading.” I forgave the silly Leia floating through space scene because there’s been other instances in the Star Wars where characters have come in contact with outer space and not have every atom in their body obliterated. I hope everyone who drinks the blue milk at Galaxy’s Edge remembers this scene as they slurp it down. It was funny seeing all of the critics being in denial that it was a bad movie and giving it high praises and then reality hit them by the time TRoS came around.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

I think that was the point in the movie where I started thinking to myself, “Yeeeah… I’m not really feeling the direction this movie is heading.” I forgave the silly Leia floating through space scene because there’s been other instances in the Star Wars where characters have come in contact in space and not have every atom in their body obliterated. I hope everyone who drinks the blue milk at Galaxy’s Edge remembers this scene as they slurp it down. It was funny seeing all of the critics being in denial that it was a bad movie and giving it high praises and then reality hit them by the time TRoS came around.

Bro the leia floating through space scene after she had just died in real life; and then she survives the space float and dies later. It may be the most awkward film scene I’ve ever experienced the coolest shot in the movie of the ship going into war speed was ruined when you realize it was like a 100% female crewed ship with homegirl in some goofy outfit. I mostly blame Disney for not planning this trilogy out. Abrams kind of wrote him into a corner to explain why Luke abandoned everyone

 

[Jaguar93]

Nothing wrong with subverting the audience’s expectations but this was some bs lol.

 

[BlackMajik]

Just a big clusterfukk

 

[ORDER_66]

I threw star wars in the entire trash because of that one singular movie... Disney should have been ashamed of themselves for that abomination!!!! matter of fact they should have test screened it and reshot the fukking horrible ending!!!

 

[Jazzy B.]

GOOD.

Star Wars fans DESERVE IT for running Lucas out.

The last two Star Wars movies have been utter garbage.


Look at what they've done to your heroes, the OG films and the lore, Han made deadbeat father who spawned some loser/loner who's akin to a school shooter

Luke made into coward and bum who never finished off The Empire .


Now you've also got a bucking non-threatening emasculated sambo bag-holding lead who aint nothing more c00n relief and a complete contrast to Mace Windu the most powerful Jedi who had the most powerful character on his knees and begging like a bytch.

Yet you clowns wanted Lucas out


When Luke goes out like a bytch in this movie to prop up these lame new characters

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

This thread is gonna make me go play some SW: Battlefront 2 just to get out some aggression

 

[R=G]

Only time i tried to watch Star Wars was the Natalie Portman edition..still wasnt phased.

 

[Marks]

 

[FlyRy]

No the fukk he ain’t you stupid mutherfukkers. RIAN gonna be doing hipster indie movies with $ 2,000 budgets until he dies.

Rian Johnson ‘Stands to Walk Away’ with $100 Million or More from Netflix ‘Knives Out’ Deal

The filmmaker and his "Knives Out" star Daniel Craig and producer Ram Bergman could all land $100 million paydays.

www.indiewire.com

 

[Devilinurear]

This the same dude that made out with his own sister

Alien titty milk is less egregious, I think

Thank you

 

[Devilinurear]

For a Trekkie, this would be the equivalent of finding out Captain Kirk was a different pronoun

We had female captains and admirals. Yall got bent out shape because a girl was good with the force