I WAS CLOSE ONCE. shyt LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AT THE BEACH. I WAS SHOOKETH FOR THE REST OF THE VACATION.
You ever been shytted on by a bird???
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I was at the beach once and it was cloudy. Thought I felt a rain drop, so I stick my hand out palm up to tell if I could feel another one. Seagull shyt right in the middle of my hand. I was like what are the odds of this 
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Aight:
So when I was a young bucc, my fam went to SeaWorld.
It was cool...but iono if people know this, but with the marine smell all in the open air
it attracts a lot of birds.
So when we go to see Shamu, we’re sitting in the open air amphitheater. Since this
is the first time we really stayed in one place while there, I was really paranoid about the birds above us.
1. It was about the time I first started tripping about my hair, and my waves was rising to power.
2. If we keep it really real, birds in a group are scary. And it was a gang of birds out.
It was to the point that my fam was like “you watching the sky more than the show, just relax”.
Alright alright - maybe I’m worrying too much about nothing.
...so I finally chill out, and I’m watching Shamu get down.
Next thing I know, I feel something liquid on the top of my head!
No. Couldn’t be.
I’m horrified...I try not to move, and I have a napkin in my jacket from when we ate.
I wipe the top of my head to confirm.
It was clear.
Everybody starts cracking up, because it turns out my sister poured a little bit of water on my head.
I hate everybody.
TL;DR - no, a bird has never done this to me.
So when I was a young bucc, my fam went to SeaWorld.
It was cool...but iono if people know this, but with the marine smell all in the open air
it attracts a lot of birds.
So when we go to see Shamu, we’re sitting in the open air amphitheater. Since this
is the first time we really stayed in one place while there, I was really paranoid about the birds above us.
1. It was about the time I first started tripping about my hair, and my waves was rising to power.
2. If we keep it really real, birds in a group are scary. And it was a gang of birds out.
It was to the point that my fam was like “you watching the sky more than the show, just relax”.
Alright alright - maybe I’m worrying too much about nothing.
...so I finally chill out, and I’m watching Shamu get down.
Next thing I know, I feel something liquid on the top of my head!
No. Couldn’t be.
I’m horrified...I try not to move, and I have a napkin in my jacket from when we ate.
I wipe the top of my head to confirm.
It was clear.
Everybody starts cracking up, because it turns out my sister poured a little bit of water on my head.
I hate everybody.
TL;DR - no, a bird has never done this to me.
I was at the beach once and it was cloudy. Thought I felt a rain drop, so I stick my hand out palm up to tell if I could feel another one. Seagull shyt right in the middle of my hand. I was like what are the odds of this
RennisDeynolds
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
Yeah I was walking to class under an awning with not a bird in sight. Next thing you know I turn to look over my shoulder and my shirt has a shyt stain on the sleeve 
I seen that mf crow fly off with the
I seen that mf crow fly off with the
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
Yes, that bish Tasha did a nikka dirty. fukk her 
letti cook
Superstar
one morning I was walking to a bus stop
first, my belt broke out of nowhere, so i started walking back to the crib
waiting to cross the street....a car splashed a puddle on me and a bird shat on my shoes at the same damn time
i went home, called in sick and spent the day getting high and reflecting
first, my belt broke out of nowhere, so i started walking back to the crib
waiting to cross the street....a car splashed a puddle on me and a bird shat on my shoes at the same damn time
i went home, called in sick and spent the day getting high and reflecting
AggiePride336.
getting blitzed.
Yep. A seagull got me when I was walking to my lil bros graduation in South Mississippi
Luckily, I had another shirt in the car
Luckily, I had another shirt in the car
VertigoKnight
Veteran
A few times.
Most recently I was out with a chick by the pier and we had just had a tense convo and out of nowhere a seagull flew over and shyt on us both luckily it was just on our arms and I had tissue.
Had a few lucky escapes. Crows especially like shytting on people. If you look up and see a crow sitting in a tree or anywhere above you, watch out. Those motherfukkers will shyt on you for fun.
I see them now though and take precautions. Not going to catch me slipping again you little b*stards.
Most recently I was out with a chick by the pier and we had just had a tense convo and out of nowhere a seagull flew over and shyt on us both luckily it was just on our arms and I had tissue.
Had a few lucky escapes. Crows especially like shytting on people. If you look up and see a crow sitting in a tree or anywhere above you, watch out. Those motherfukkers will shyt on you for fun.
I see them now though and take precautions. Not going to catch me slipping again you little b*stards.
Cats bring bad luckYeah back in middle school during PE. Our track went under some trees. I was walking with some girl that had some drink container and she was shaking it, so I thought some of it came out and hit my leg
Speaking Womanese
All Star
Not me personally, but I was in the car with my sis when she was driving her convertible.
We’re at the traffic lights and we hear a loud bird sound.
I look up, she looks ahead and the bird drops the biggest white mousse shyt on her head
She was FUMING; grandma said she should’ve played the lottery
We’re at the traffic lights and we hear a loud bird sound.
I look up, she looks ahead and the bird drops the biggest white mousse shyt on her head
She was FUMING; grandma said she should’ve played the lottery
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
Luckily, when a seagull got me on my jacket, I was on the way home from school 
Got laughed at on the bus back home but the journey was only about 25 minutes.
Got laughed at on the bus back home but the journey was only about 25 minutes.
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
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