You know you getting old when
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When your new co-workers ask you for advice on their 401k choices and you know exactly how their portfolio should look like. 
When they say excuse me Sir can I get some advice.....I would ask my dad but he is busy
When they say excuse me Sir can I get some advice..
...I would ask my dad but he is busy
1...When u driving the speed limit and complaining when u see a teenager fly by
2.... when u complaining about the neighbors music being loud, yard not clean
3.. when u start talking to kids telling them when I was your age
2.... when u complaining about the neighbors music being loud, yard not clean
3.. when u start talking to kids telling them when I was your age
UpAndComing
Veteran
When the rookies in the NBA are younger than you.
When Anthony Davis came in the league, that's how I felt
Yes game night is my shyt.
Also love having everybody the fukk out of my house by 10 PM. They don't have to go home but they gotta get the fukk outta hea
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Like literally... I was the black sheep in my fam. Group homes, fighting, behavior problems, etc., and now im the best role model for a prodigical lil sister, bailing siblings out of jail, taking care of neices and nephews, basically being an atm for friends and family...
I'm even going to be a groomsman/bestman for 2 weddings next year and im like "how
"
I'm even going to be a groomsman/bestman for 2 weddings next year and im like "how
"
Demon
Evil b*stard
you can remember buying a pack of newports for 2 dollars
filial_piety
Banned
when I had to explain to someone what "Sprint, dime a minute" was before cell phones really popped offwhen the kids you used to watch in summer youth got their own kids
Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
You get mad when people call or try to come over past 10:30 P.M. or earlier than 8:30 A.M.
When your friend wants to go over in the trendy clothes and you tell them "that's for young people"
When you would rather spend your weekend in the house and the funniest thing you've done all day was went to Wal-mart.
When the heels get "retired" and all you wear is ballet flats.
When you are at work and damn near screaming in the phone because you can't hear what the person is saying.
When all of your friends are married and have kids, except you and that one friend that you believe is a 40 y/o virgin.
When you tell stories of when you were younger and you show kids the pictures and they are like that is the old days.
When your friend wants to go over in the trendy clothes and you tell them "that's for young people"
When you would rather spend your weekend in the house and the funniest thing you've done all day was went to Wal-mart.
When the heels get "retired" and all you wear is ballet flats.
When you are at work and damn near screaming in the phone because you can't hear what the person is saying.
When all of your friends are married and have kids, except you and that one friend that you believe is a 40 y/o virgin.
When you tell stories of when you were younger and you show kids the pictures and they are like that is the old days.
shynewhatts
Pro
You know your getting old when you hear " shes only 19 bruh "
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
I had a gang of people over after a big trip to napa, muthafukkas was looking real comfortable at like 11/11:30....had to let em know, GTFO
Yes game night is my shyt.
Also love having everybody the fukk out of my house by 10 PM. They don't have to go home but they gotta get the fukk outta hea
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
When you get annoyed at the fact that your neighbors grass is greener than yours