You know you've been on the Coli too long when...

[Elle Seven]

when you call your co-workers cacs and they have no idea what it means

 

[Dad]

When you tweet or text ‘breh’ instead of ‘bruh’

 

[Balla]

When u say bedwench and c00n out loud.

 

[jj23]

You start referring to the wife as brehette
You mentally make the face anytime anything resembling fukkery goes down.

 

[richaveli83]

When I'm texting someone and I'm trying to use a MJ smiley and realize I can't.

When I hear about a brother getting married I almost say #GMB

 

[Da_Eggman]

You call everybody bruh and shout hard on hoes when you see an old lady getting robbed

 

[MischievousMonkey]

when you see a girl with natural hair or a septum and you look at her like

when you wish you could send coli smileys via texts

 

[Sex Luthor]

When some wild shyt happens in real life and the first thing I do is get my news from here

 

[SheWantTheD]

I definitely make this face when I see some thick thighs and a phat booty

 

[SheWantTheD]

when you see a girl with natural hair or a septum and you look at her like

when you wish you could send coli smileys via texts

you can.. send them as pictures

 

[Pimpdaddy]

I really get pissed sometimes cuz I cant find a smiley in WhatsApp that fits like this

atleast twice a week I really burst out laughing in my office and get asked "whats so funny? " and I'm always like "u wouldnt get it "

I make those in rl:

 

[LurkMoar]

I literally use breh now instead of bruh, “what kind of cac shyt is this” also getting play

 

[MischievousMonkey]

you can.. send them as pictures

Lmao I'll do that for sure they're too accurate

 

[Marco Zen]

Can't even buy a bytch a double cheeseburger without thinking of the word simp

 

[Payroll]

When you almost say slam ass in real life

When you say slam ass IRL