You know you've been on the Coli too long when...

[Lady.Libra.]

When 5'10" dudes approach me: I tell them the coli said he should kill himself for not being 6'2" & taller. It works wonders because then they start hilighting other qualities, lol.

 

[Clay Puppington]

Yall dont know how many times I wanna say juelzing IRL or when the gif pops in my head when someone juelzes

 

[Knicksman20]

when you see a girl with natural hair or a septum and you look at her like

Saw one this week & immediately thought she had a white boyfriend lol

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

When cac employees try to engage you into talking about politics or football and you make the Face irl and disengage from the topic by talking their nearest relatives, "dogs" in order to keep your job and be the friendly black safe negro.

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

When you see a badd bytch and think, “morally obligated”

Calling cacs cacs all day in your head

Seeing Coli topics and/or lingo posted by a social media friend/follower and making this face at the screen

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

using coli smileys on Whatsapp and literally reenacting the James Brown gif everytime something intense happens in real life.

I be like "damn, ol girl really cheated on dude huh? get in relationships in 2018, brehs" then hit the

A breh Legit be making this face in real life ........

 

[jazzydoll]

When you start recognizing Coli brehs whether it be in real life or on social media.

For example:





Check my boy Gulley out. He’s dope. I just know he’s a Coli breh by his videos.

 

[Lord Bison]

When you send someone this face after you drop 40 online with MJ in NBA 2K

 

[Bushmaster]

Whenever I laugh i make this face irl

This nikka got bushed

Anyway, when you see black chick with natural hair and a septum ring and you already know what's up

 

[Payroll]

When you start recognizing Coli brehs whether it be in real life or on social media.

For example:





Check my boy Gulley out. He’s dope. I just know he’s a Coli breh by his videos.

3 6 mafia Stan

 

[MischievousMonkey]

using coli smileys on Whatsapp and literally reenacting the James Brown gif everytime something intense happens in real life.

I be like "damn, ol girl really cheated on dude huh? get in relationships in 2018, brehs" then hit the

A breh Legit be making this face in real life ........

it be exactly like that

Also the faces

 

[Hoodoo Child]

When you start sleeping like this ---->