Your ALL TIME BOTTOM 5
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The Great Khali
Steve McMichael
Hornswoggle
Garrett Bishoff
Sin Cara
Steve McMichael
Hornswoggle
Garrett Bishoff
Sin Cara
NV-ME
Make It Hot-ta
glacier (blander than the martial arts dude that had no personality around 2001 invasion. his name escapes me...)
championship miz (prolly dont belong here & no disrespect to him, but looking back how did this happen?)
xpac (never got his trashy street rocker but hiphop cool gimmic. always felt like i was watching wrestling meets tropic thunder. and the bronco buster is the gayest move ever)
renegade (the gobots were a much more entertaining ripoff)
david flair (was about to put arquette here [oh, it counts], but watching THIS happen was sad for him, his family name and the business)
on second thought, i'll take the miz off and replace him w/ the red rooster. that character was more emasculating than a woman asking you why your hands and feet are smaller than hers.
championship miz (prolly dont belong here & no disrespect to him, but looking back how did this happen?)
xpac (never got his trashy street rocker but hiphop cool gimmic. always felt like i was watching wrestling meets tropic thunder. and the bronco buster is the gayest move ever)
renegade (the gobots were a much more entertaining ripoff)
david flair (was about to put arquette here [oh, it counts], but watching THIS happen was sad for him, his family name and the business)
on second thought, i'll take the miz off and replace him w/ the red rooster. that character was more emasculating than a woman asking you why your hands and feet are smaller than hers.
Freestyle Phantom3.0
Habitual Line Stepper
Khali
Sheamus
Jeff Jarrett
Big Show
Bagwell
Sheamus
Jeff Jarrett
Big Show
Bagwell
I got put onto ECW around late 99/2000. So I started watching after I had already heard this folklore about certain guys. Some lived up to the hype, Douglas to me didn't. I didn't like any of his matches, hated his character, hated his "worked shoot" promos. He (and many ECW fans) tried to place himself on the pedestal as ECW's Flair when he was really always more ECW's Jarrett to me.
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Some cats that weren't the best in the ring, I still found entertaining.. Like New Jack or The Boogeyman.
I'm just going off wrestlers that I never once found entertaining in the ring.
Ian Rotten
Great Khali
Giant Gonzalez
Hornswoggle
The Nasty Boyz
Brutus Beefcake
Viscera/ Mabel
David Flair
Jeff Jarrett
And I never once enjoyed Vince Mcmahon wrestling.
I'm just going off wrestlers that I never once found entertaining in the ring.
Ian Rotten
Great Khali
Giant Gonzalez
Hornswoggle
The Nasty Boyz
Brutus Beefcake
Viscera/ Mabel
David Flair
Jeff Jarrett
And I never once enjoyed Vince Mcmahon wrestling.
I'd like to say, I didn't put Jarrett on my list because "slapnuts" is a god tier insult.
Jarrett (Just underwhelming and corny)
Chavo Guerrero, Jr. (Liked him when he was a cruiserweight in WCW with the tornado DDT, but post-Eddie, I always saw him as a tribute wrestler/sidekick)
Christian. (Post-Edge. Similar to Chavo. As a singles competitior, I can't shake the tribute/sidekick wrestler vibe. He's A dude, but he's not THE dude.)
The Great Khali.
Chavo Guerrero, Jr. (Liked him when he was a cruiserweight in WCW with the tornado DDT, but post-Eddie, I always saw him as a tribute wrestler/sidekick)
Christian. (Post-Edge. Similar to Chavo. As a singles competitior, I can't shake the tribute/sidekick wrestler vibe. He's A dude, but he's not THE dude.)
The Great Khali.
StraxStrax
I'm selling these fine leather jackets
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MrFirst2doit
All Star
Eugene
Hardcore Holly
Ted Dibase Jr (This dude wasn't that bad, just incredibly boring and a huge disappointment considering what the son of million dollar man could of/should of been)
Jinder Mahal
David Otunga
Hardcore Holly
Ted Dibase Jr (This dude wasn't that bad, just incredibly boring and a huge disappointment considering what the son of million dollar man could of/should of been)
Jinder Mahal
David Otunga
David_TheMan
Banned
Mr. Kennedy - generic bland
Randy Orton - to this day I don't understand how this man has wrestled as long as he has, he is the most vanilla wrestler i've ever seen.
Jeff jarett - nuff said
Brutus The Barber Beefcake - even as a kid this guy was boring as hell
Grado - no reason for this man to even be in a professional wrestling organization.
Randy Orton - to this day I don't understand how this man has wrestled as long as he has, he is the most vanilla wrestler i've ever seen.
Jeff jarett - nuff said
Brutus The Barber Beefcake - even as a kid this guy was boring as hell
Grado - no reason for this man to even be in a professional wrestling organization.
Why? Because I dont like the current crop of indy fukkboys?
1. Brian Knobs: Fat, dangerous piece of shyt who should have died in the 90s
2. Konnan: Dangerous piece of shyt, comically bad, horrible promos, some how got so much fukking screen time in WCW despite being utter dog shyt at everything there is to do in wrestling. Made everyone around him intensely unlikable. An absolute black hole.
3. Jim Duggan: Similar to Konnan but not dangerous
4. Vampiro: Same as Konnan, but at least with a cooler look
5. Kendo Nagasai (Japan version): fukk him
2. Konnan: Dangerous piece of shyt, comically bad, horrible promos, some how got so much fukking screen time in WCW despite being utter dog shyt at everything there is to do in wrestling. Made everyone around him intensely unlikable. An absolute black hole.
3. Jim Duggan: Similar to Konnan but not dangerous
4. Vampiro: Same as Konnan, but at least with a cooler look
5. Kendo Nagasai (Japan version): fukk him
Playaz Eyez
Veteran
Why? Because I dont like the current crop of indy fukkboys?
What does Hideo Itami have to do with you being a fan of large immovable charisma-deficient wrestlers?