Super Ramon
Banned
Da fukk imma do with a gun
Your Trapped in a basement for 10 years?
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Amulet of Immortality
Lost time is never found again
I'm reducing my payout to $5,000,000 (35 points):
a) 18 year old p*ssy (18 points)
b) Full Kitchen (6 points)
c) Exercise room (5 points)
d) Medical care (2 points)
e) Skylight (2 points)
f) Garden (2 points)
= 35 points
Use it to shoot holes in the wall for sunlight to come through if you don't purchase the Skylight (for vitamin D absorption).
a) 18 year old p*ssy (18 points)
b) Full Kitchen (6 points)
c) Exercise room (5 points)
d) Medical care (2 points)
e) Skylight (2 points)
f) Garden (2 points)
= 35 points
Use it to shoot holes in the wall for sunlight to come through if you don't purchase the Skylight (for vitamin D absorption).
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
Kill yourself.
Just in case you mess up once you got a couple other chances
If you can't kill yourself, you must be a failure in life
606onit
Superstar
you're*
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
When I first looked, I thought that 30 points was way too much to make it interesting...but when I tried to come up with my list, it became kinda difficult.
Even though it's just a fun simple game, I'm still left with some questions....
Do you need the computer to use the internet? Do you need the computer for the games?
I'm going to assume that the movies/shows need the tv.
I'll take :
TV - 7 Points
It's funny, I don't even have a tv right now (Well, I don't have cable, I watch everything through xbox or online), but I need *some* access to the outside world. I can live with Al-Jazeera and BBC. I'm taking the cell-phone, but I just feel like it would be wack to spend phone conversations asking people "what's going on".
Kitchen - 6 Points
Unlimited Ingredients and appliances? Booooy....I might fukk around and come out looking like Fat Albert....
Unlimited Drugs - 5 Points
Even though I rarely do them these days, fukk it, I love drugs, and there are sooooo many experiences I want to try. DMT on the first.fukking.night. I also am skipping on the doctor, so if I do have any issues, I suppose I could also get some prescription medications.
All movies and TV shows - 4 Points
Serves two purposes. Not only for my basic entertainment, but since I'm going to be without porn...you bet your ass I'ma be jerking to Game of Thrones and True Blood and shyt....
Surround Sound System with Music - 4 Points
Music means so much to me. I can't imagine going 10 years without it.This is probably the one thing that would keep me sanest outside of the cell phone.
Cell phone - 3 Points.
Call me a mama's boy, but I can't go without speaking to my fam for 10 years. One day a week is absolutely fine though.
Pool Table - 1 Point
I had a point to spare, and it was either the gun or the pool table....
I think that the thing that I would end up regretting not taking the most would be the hygienic products...showering without soap is fine, but not being able to brush my teeth....
I also kinda wish that I could say that I want the library but I don't read enough as is.
The whore would be fun but 18 points is too much. Also, I'm assuming that this changes the scenario to where you now have to live with her for the whole time and fukk THAT.
Even though it's just a fun simple game, I'm still left with some questions....
Do you need the computer to use the internet? Do you need the computer for the games?I'm going to assume that the movies/shows need the tv.
I'll take :
TV - 7 Points
It's funny, I don't even have a tv right now (Well, I don't have cable, I watch everything through xbox or online), but I need *some* access to the outside world. I can live with Al-Jazeera and BBC. I'm taking the cell-phone, but I just feel like it would be wack to spend phone conversations asking people "what's going on".
Kitchen - 6 Points
Unlimited Ingredients and appliances? Booooy....I might fukk around and come out looking like Fat Albert....
Unlimited Drugs - 5 Points
Even though I rarely do them these days, fukk it, I love drugs, and there are sooooo many experiences I want to try. DMT on the first.fukking.night. I also am skipping on the doctor, so if I do have any issues, I suppose I could also get some prescription medications.
All movies and TV shows - 4 Points
Serves two purposes. Not only for my basic entertainment, but since I'm going to be without porn...you bet your ass I'ma be jerking to Game of Thrones and True Blood and shyt....
Surround Sound System with Music - 4 Points
Music means so much to me. I can't imagine going 10 years without it.This is probably the one thing that would keep me sanest outside of the cell phone.
Cell phone - 3 Points.
Call me a mama's boy, but I can't go without speaking to my fam for 10 years. One day a week is absolutely fine though.
Pool Table - 1 Point
I had a point to spare, and it was either the gun or the pool table....
I think that the thing that I would end up regretting not taking the most would be the hygienic products...showering without soap is fine, but not being able to brush my teeth....
I also kinda wish that I could say that I want the library but I don't read enough as is.
The whore would be fun but 18 points is too much. Also, I'm assuming that this changes the scenario to where you now have to live with her for the whole time and fukk THAT.
niccas on no fap that don't take the girl gonna explode literally
i'll take the 18 year old - 18 points
skylight - 2 points
gym - 5 points
cell phone - 3 points
radio - 2 points
some of u niccas already live like this without the girl and gym
i'll take the 18 year old - 18 points
skylight - 2 points
gym - 5 points
cell phone - 3 points
radio - 2 points
some of u niccas already live like this without the girl and gym
Microwaveable Food - 2pts 
Workout Gym w/BB Court - 5pts
Hygiene & Jaccuzi - 3pts
Unlimited Drugs - 5pts
HD Camera - 3pts (to document)
52 inch TV - 7pts
Cell Phone - 3pts
Medical Care w/Clinic - 3pts
Surround System w/All Music - 4pts
Total = 35pts... just made it...
Workout Gym w/BB Court - 5pts
Hygiene & Jaccuzi - 3pts
Unlimited Drugs - 5pts
HD Camera - 3pts (to document)
52 inch TV - 7pts
Cell Phone - 3pts
Medical Care w/Clinic - 3pts
Surround System w/All Music - 4pts
Total = 35pts... just made it...
malbaker86
Gators
niccas on no fap that don't take the girl gonna explode literally
i'll take the 18 year old - 18 points
skylight - 2 points
gym - 5 points
cell phone - 3 points
radio - 2 points
some of u niccas already live like this without the girl and gym
and u get her pregnant and you are FUCCCCKED and you didn't get hygiene products either?
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this shyt stupid as hell
malbaker86
Gators
y'all not getting hygiene products? 
mortuus est
Veteran
I definitely wouldn't wanna deal with that bytch for 10 yrs every day, all day 
All movies and TV Shows- 4pts I can fap it to porn
All videogames- 4pts
Sunlight- 2pts
A full kitchen- 6pts
Hygeine Products- 3pts
Medical Care- 2pts
Workout Room- 5pts
Library - 4pts
All movies and TV Shows- 4pts I can fap it to porn
All videogames- 4pts
Sunlight- 2pts
A full kitchen- 6pts
Hygeine Products- 3pts
Medical Care- 2pts
Workout Room- 5pts
Library - 4pts
no.
girls just wanna have funds
Medical care - 2 points.
Library - 4 points.
TV - 7 points.
All movies and TV shows - 4 points.
Kitchen - 6 points.
Cellphone - 3 points.
Hygiene products - 3 points.
That adds up 29 points so I'm good.
Library - 4 points.
TV - 7 points.
All movies and TV shows - 4 points.
Kitchen - 6 points.
Cellphone - 3 points.
Hygiene products - 3 points.
That adds up 29 points so I'm good.
