Your Trapped in a basement for 10 years?

[malbaker86]

jokes on u....only using the mouth and booty playa

And nothing to clean her up with?

 

[malbaker86]

5 mil

18 year old (18)
kitchen (6)
garden/greenhouse (2)
library (4)
booze (5)

= 35

i could see getting a nice little thing going- reading, fukking, gardening, making nice big meals, some booze to take the edge off the stir-crazy and occasionally go on benders.

don't understand how you could pass up the 18 year old. it's your only option of human companionship besides barry bonds. i'd take a hot 30 y/o woman for like 10-12, and would prolly go 20 or more if it meant i could have a decent looking girl who i'd be assured some pre-existing compatibility with.

Get the cell phone or medical team for human interaction