You're helping your mom bring in the groceries and OUT OF NO WHERE A NINJA PUTS A SWORD TO HER NECK

[Buddy]

Congratulations Steven Segal

I don't think I ever once saw Steven Segal use a pocket knife. Clown it if you want but they’re extremely effective in close quarters. I wish yall would stop sleeping on that.

The muhfukka would NOT expect her to cut slice him like a hamhock while I'm going crazy

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I don't think I ever once saw Steven Segal use a pocket knife. Clown it if you want but they’re extremely effective in close quarters. I wish yall would stop sleeping on that.

The muhfukka would NOT expect her to cut slice him like a hamhock while I'm going crazy

Congratulations John Wick

your mom is DEAD

 

[Tunez]

I'm going with 1

 

[TEH]

Ninjas fear Coli brehs



No one wants to get suplexed by men who regularly fight silverbacks and crocodiles.

 

[Buddy]

Congratulations John Wick

You'd be right if I said I'd throw some knives at him (those are kitchen knives fyi. Not happening in real life, throwing knives weight is distributed on the blade.)

That would definitely be some 'John Wick' shyt but my mama using one of the various knives I've watched her carry and use in 65 years is not. I guess I'd pick #1 if that suspends your disbelief/suits the thread tho.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You'd be right if I said I'm throw some knives at him (those are kitchen knives fyi. Not happening in real life, throwing knives weight is distributed on the blade.)

That would definitely be some 'John Wick' shyt but my mama using one of the various knives I've watched her carry and use in 65 years is not. I guess I'd pick #1 if that suspends your disbelief tho.

man you lame as hell

 

[Paper Boi]

no laundry for the draws


i'm freeballin

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

no laundry for the draws


i'm freeballin

nope...you gotta wear em

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

what if i was eminem and i hated my mom?

 

[Easy-E]

Eat a bowl of soup from a China wet market; they will not tell you what type of meat is in the soup. You must eat the entire (big) bowl of soup, drink the broth.

This 1 COVID shot I had 6 months ago should protect me ...right?

 

[Peter Popoff]

1 and 3 is easy work.

 

[Carl Tethers]

JBO got it easy with the 7 pick. Game is rigged

Edit - just seen it said workout, work, and take care of the kids.. I take back my post

 

[Buddy]

man you lame as hell

I just answered the question you posed breh.


whatever carry on

 

[Easy-E]

wrong thread

 

[Carl Tethers]

Real talk.. Picking 2 because I've done it