You're helping your mom bring in the groceries and OUT OF NO WHERE A NINJA PUTS A SWORD TO HER NECK

[Boolean]

No laundry, I wash my ass x2 a day

 

[hex]

OP smoked that good shyt before making this thread

Has has a few threads like this and they're always hilarious.

Fred.

 

[Monsanto]

Do what you came here to do.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You have to have your entire regular life schedule. Go to work, take care of the kids, workout, etc.

Shower before and after, hell shower 6-10 times a day. Every other choice sounds like a quick way to the ER or death.

Sorry playboy…Unless you do that already, you violated….

 

[mvp_status]

Im taking #1

Catch the A train for 2 mins from Grant Ave to 80th street & take my chances

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Im taking #1

Catch the A train for 2 mins from Grant Ave to 80th street & take my chances

Does that cross boroughs?

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

for #1 do i get to choose the sandwich?

 

[mvp_status]

Does that cross boroughs?

Brooklyn to Queens lol

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

for #1 do i get to choose the sandwich?

Nope

And the person who hands it to you is an nyc rando, and also hands it to you with their bare hands

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Nope

And the person who hands it to you is an nyc rando, and also hands it to you with their bare hands

i guess thats still the least bad option

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

i guess thats still the least bad option

What if he pulled the sandwich out of a pocket in his dirty trench coach and had the smile

You still not trying Chinese mystery soup?

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

What if he pulled the sandwich out of a pocket in his dirty trench coach and had the smile

You still not trying Chinese mystery soup?

blunt rotation it is

 

[True Blue Moon]

I'm going with 1

 

[DropTopDoc]

#1
gonna have to get adjusted afterwards but def 1

 

[The Pledge]

No laundry. Everything else is