You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[Another Man]

Anyone can choke a cat out if they really wanted to youre buggin

Go choke a tiger out right now then. In this scenario, you wouldnt even be human to tiger ratio but even smaller

 

[Another Man]

still big enough to pull a trigger ...would have that cat leaking like

You gonna shoot a whole gun the size of a ps4 controller?
Do we get the p4p strength of an ant too cuz im wondering how brehs are gonna lift all this shyt up

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Anyone can choke a cat out if they really wanted to youre buggin

not if you're the size of a ps4 controller.

 

[Umoja]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Are you happy OP? Is this what you wanted?

it's a lot of dudes on this website that are mentally disturbed. they will be what they are regardless of what i do. these are your colleagues breh. you might as well embrace them.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

goes w/o saying...no?

no, because, as i said on here before, i had a uncle who went in and i caused him to survive. see this is what i mean breh, you don't even know who Carbon is. It's a reason i'm a legend on this site breh.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

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[CarbonBraddock]

Like...even with explosives? Does he believe gorillas to be immortal?

i presented a situation in a thread that was scientifically accurate wherein a gorilla could be defeated by me and he would not accept it. It involved me wearing a special suit made of kevlar that the gorilla could not penetrate. and he, the gorilla, would also not be allowed to knock me over. it was mad dudes giving me props in the thread, but not him. they was postin images of squirrels working out and shyt, just being mad disrespectful.

 

[LordLyons]

thread title

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Bare handed? Okay breh

call a trained boxer bare-handed brehs.

 

[Another Man]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Lace it’s catfood with some borax or rat poison and hide until it takes effect, problem solved

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I’m just here for the eventual racist Chinese restaurant reference.

...2 posts later

I'd lure him to a Chinese restaurant

 

[Piff Perkins]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

Breh what the hell is wrong with you. I'm dying laughing

 

[Benefited]

I'd just poison the cats food,that seems like the easiest solution.

 

[Burned Verses]

Own worthless animals brehs