Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[BlueHeffner]

He's better than Sauce Gardner, Slay and Surtain. He's top 5 imo.

Nah

 

[duckbutta]

Oh, noooo we dont have a kicker and maybe our WR 2 will get hurt sometime somewhere.


Thats it? I wont even entertain the Micah slander.

We bout to kick the leagues ass, brehs

We got rid of all the ohio state trash and drafted a dude who had half a sack so maybe we'll be alright

 

[darealvelle]

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

We got rid of all the ohio state trash and drafted a dude who had half a sack so maybe we'll be alright

I see now all of a sudden we dont trust mcclay
Ill see you in this thread in a few months, breh

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/stands-on-top-of-a-cliff-peering-through-binoculars-at-nfc-east-standings.262147/

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

bu bub bu bu Dak dont like his black side

 

[darealvelle]

live interview with Kelvin Joseph

 

[darealvelle]

live interview with Kelvin Joseph

@lightskin jermaine They throwing shots at the Youtube Cowboy content creators. "You got the ones that talk about the players and you got the ones that actually TALK to the players"

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

live interview with Kelvin Joseph

Bruh look like a straight junky. Yeah that’s young boy’s peep

 

[BlueHeffner]

Cowboys Twitter trying to pack up the gawd Broaddus


The crazy thing is hes 100% correct on Dak

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Less than a 100 days away, brehs

I’m giddy with excitement for more c00nery from c00nscott

 

[smitty22]

We got rid of all the ohio state trash and drafted a dude who had half a sack so maybe we'll be alright

Still got the league leader In interceptions.

 

[darealvelle]

Cowboys Twitter trying to pack up the gawd Broaddus


The crazy thing is hes 100% correct on Dak

what he say?

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

I’m giddy with excitement for more c00nery from c00nscott

AH fukk it you cowboy fans donr deserve shyt.

were so close to being elite but yall fans are misreable.


fukk yall. let the eagles win it cuz jalens ah real nykka and dak i dont even know why we hate him anymore. fukk it.

 

[BlueHeffner]

what he say?

Wak is going to keep throwing INTs bc of his risky nature




The fan boys got in there feelings and started referencing his td:int ratio and his int %. The homer content creators/dak stanleys started getting in their feelings and passive aggressively throwing subliminals at BB and blamed everyone from the receivers to the mascot as to why Dak threw so many INTs.

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

"fan boys" YOU MEAN COWBOY FANS


OMG I HATE YALLLLLLLLLLLL