Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[duckbutta]

We trading for Mahomes or Burrow?

Burrow lost to Cooper fukking Rush and you think he can beat Dak Prescott

 

[duckbutta]

The Head Coach all off-season has talked about the need to run the ball more

The Head Coach brings in a OC that is known for a good running game and his designed run plays

The front office drafts a scUM TE that is known for his blocking prowess in a heavy run scheme


Head Coach also goes on an on about making the offense more simpler for the QB and less option routes


What does all of this tell you?


Dak Stanleys: itz the receivers fault!!

The head coach who said he didn't call a timeout cause he didn't know where the game clock was in the stadium

The head coach who got fired from his last job and then they won 85% of they regular season games

The head coach that Jerry brought the DC back telling him you going to be the coach as soon as this obese dumbass fukks up

 

[Surreal]

Burrow lost to Micah Parson; you KNOW he can beat Dak Prescott

No doubt

 

[El Bombi]

Rep

 

[darealvelle]

The head coach who said he didn't call a timeout cause he didn't know where the game clock was in the stadium

The head coach who got fired from his last job and then they won 85% of they regular season games

The head coach that Jerry brought the DC back telling him you going to be the coach as soon as this obese dumbass fukks up

McCarthy technically only had 2 bad seasons in Green Bay.

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

 

[darealvelle]

Damn homie. Lewis better chill, he may be a training camp cut himself.

 

[smitty22]

Two less this year without Noah around to ricochet passes that hit him directly between the numbers

7th round Noah beat the odds. Always will be the real #88.

 

[BigE214]

Two less this year without Noah around to ricochet passes that hit him directly between the numbers

Do you keep a count on dropped INTS - cause a lot of them LBs around this mf are STRONG from doing sets of 10 when passes from Dak bounce off their hand. This is low interception years included.

“His INTs are an anomaly” nikkas just catchin them hoes now. He’s always had em out there for grabs

 

[darealvelle]

 

[darealvelle]

Call me crazy, but im buying into McCarthys offensive approach this year. The NFL rules definitely cater to teams that prioritize running the ball, defense, and dink and dunk passing. Look at the 9ers and philly. Dink and dunk and just milk the clock to keep the defense fresh. We have the offense to score quickly if needed.

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Call me crazy, but im buying into McCarthys offensive approach this year. The NFL rules definitely cater to teams that prioritize running the ball, defense, and dink and dunk passing. Look at the 9ers and philly. Dink and dunk and just milk the clock to keep the defense fresh. We have the offense to score quickly if needed.

They will call you crazy.
And by they
I mean fake ass cowboy fans who'd rather be eagle fans these days.

 

[Surreal]

Too many Black QBs

I'll go with Dak

 

[darealvelle]

They will call you crazy.
And by they
I mean fake ass cowboy fans who'd rather be eagle fans these days.

lol they can call me whatever they want. Im still watching the games on Sunday.

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

lol they can call me whatever they want. Im still watching the games on Sunday.

Sorry meant to dap you with the heart eyes. I dunno how to edit. I feel bad I gave u a normal dap