CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
it hasn't shown in my cp my rep going up yet?Risk it all to tell a kid off brehs.
Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread
- Thread starter gldnone913
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Ironman
#Knickstape
You her kid now brehSMMFH she got me again.
Wife calls me on my work phone:
Wife: I need to speak to a black person
Daughter: Not daddy! He has peach skin!
Me:
I demand respect
nikka fight backSMMFH she got me again.
Wife calls me on my work phone:
Wife: I need to speak to a black person
Daughter: Not daddy! He has peach skin!
Me:
I demand respect
Give her extra shores or something. Deduct from her allowance for every jokes she tells
That's what I would do
madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
waka flocka said his daughter dropped some ether on him...said they were quietly sitting on the couch watching TV together, and then she suddenly asked him, "are you sleeping daddy?"
he said "no i'm awake. why?"
she said "i can hear you snoring
."
that's when he knew he needed to go on a diet
he said "no i'm awake. why?"
she said "i can hear you snoring
."that's when he knew he needed to go on a diet
how I found out one of my exes was cheating:
Me: Hey, girl. How's it going? Hey, that's a nice lil chain! Where'd did you get that?
Her Nephew: Not from you! She got a REAL boyfriend now!
Her:
Me:
Me: Hey, girl. How's it going? Hey, that's a nice lil chain! Where'd did you get that?
Her Nephew: Not from you! She got a REAL boyfriend now!
Her:
Me:
OMG that is so hilarious!
Her: 'Daddy is orange juice!'
Me:
My wife:
shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray
Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell'
Me: I don't know
Her: 'It's you!
Me:
My wife:
Smh
OMGMy Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like
" KNEW WHAT
"YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!
Got in the gym the following day
I overheard this conversation between my 2 cousins:
4 y/o skinny
12y/o fat
4: Portia?
12: What?
4: Can I ask you a question?
12: What?
4: What size are your panties?
12: What? OMG! None of your business!
4: You can tell me the size. I won't laugh.
One if the worst ethers I have ever heard.
4 y/o skinny
12y/o fat
4: Portia?
12: What?
4: Can I ask you a question?
12: What?
4: What size are your panties?
12: What? OMG! None of your business!
4: You can tell me the size. I won't laugh.
One if the worst ethers I have ever heard.
Concerning VIolence
Decolonizer
Sounds like someone got ethered.
Ethering someone is a sign of intelligence and insight.
My niece stay be getting me.
Hungerpain
Banned
I don't play with or be around kids and when i do they are just happy to be in my presence so nah.Sounds like someone got ethered.
Ethering someone is a sign of intelligence and insight.
My niece stay be getting me.
Be proud to get disrespected by kids brehs.
Hungerpain
Banned
Dp
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Hungerpain
Banned
Servers on bullshyt.
My 6 yr old constantly ethers one of my boys.
We're in Destin at the beach and my boy has his shirt off. She hit him with that "hey why do you have boobies "
"My daddy don't have boobies"
nikka had his shirt on tbhe rest of the trip.
My youngest is flagrant.
I picked her up from daycare, and was talking to another dad.
She tells his son that " my daddy is a giant, and your daddy look like pj mask"
Short white dude I'm 6'5. What's fukked up is every time that lil boy sees me he yells out "giant superman" , I just laugh and give him a hi five.
Must burn his Dads Soul
We're in Destin at the beach and my boy has his shirt off. She hit him with that "hey why do you have boobies "
"My daddy don't have boobies"
nikka had his shirt on tbhe rest of the trip.
My youngest is flagrant.
I picked her up from daycare, and was talking to another dad.
She tells his son that " my daddy is a giant, and your daddy look like pj mask"
Short white dude I'm 6'5. What's fukked up is every time that lil boy sees me he yells out "giant superman" , I just laugh and give him a hi five.
Must burn his Dads Soul
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Me, my wife and kids were at this local Mexican restaurant one afternoon. Our waitress was nice, really pleasant and professional, but she had on a little too much mascara.
Every time she'd come by to check on us, or walk past our table to deal with other customers, my son who was three at the time would be like
. When she came back with refills, he's like "Mama, her eyes are scary !" My wife is like , on the outside I'm like 
, but inside I'm like , and an older couple in the booth across from us were like 
.
Every time she'd come by to check on us, or walk past our table to deal with other customers, my son who was three at the time would be like
. When she came back with refills, he's like "Mama, her eyes are scary !" My wife is like , on the outside I'm like , but inside I'm like , and an older couple in the booth across from us were like .
gldnone913
Integrity and Consistency
My 6 yr old constantly ethers one of my boys.
We're in Destin at the beach and my boy has his shirt off. She hit him with that "hey why do you have boobies "
"My daddy don't have boobies"
nikka had his shirt on tbhe rest of the trip.
My youngest is flagrant.
I picked her up from daycare, and was talking to another dad.
She tells his son that " my daddy is a giant, and your daddy look like pj mask"
Short white dude I'm 6'5. What's fukked up is every time that lil boy sees me he yells out "giant superman" , I just laugh and give him a hi five.
Must burn his Dads Soul
nikka!!!!
