Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

@ struggle tears and struggle marriage

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Sam up all night like Jermaine Cole

Loras feasting on the Storm of Swords

The dyckless boss


@obarth never disappoints

 

[daze23]

I know breh, but my man Petyr wasn't the one that pulled the trigger. That porcelain, big breasted heavenly pawg is no longer with us because of that fakkit Joffrey

it reminded me of season 1 when Varys and LF were having a similar convo, and Varys brought up the rumor of one of LF's customers liking fresh corpses

 

[RJY33]

Then you got this dude Lefty with his struggle plate at Bolton's table. Dude couldn't even cut that succulent cut of ham without Brienne's aid. He's straight porridge status. Ole "I can't dine on it if it ain't spoon ready" in the face nikka.

fukk is up with this dude Sam, doe? You got this chick Gilly ready to bust it open in the wilderness and you up all night singing love songs like Jermaine Cole instead of invading those guts like the Andlas invaded Westeros, my nikka? Showing this chick daggers instead of daggering that p*ssy, my G?

Another L for the Starks. Not as big an L as the one Edmure took, tho. He got married off to what's probably some busted braod. bytch probabaly makes Shireen Baratheon look like Beyonce. Edmure stays getting sonned. The Blackfish was ready to put the beats on him like he was Charles Hamilton if he didn't accept this struggle marriage.

Don't sleep on Varys, the dikkless boss though. He won't take this L lightly

@obarth the Gawd TV show reviewer

 

[Spidey Man]

Rewatching the scenes in Riverrun, I'm reminded of how bad a job they did of casting lady stark. She should be closer in age to her brother Edmure instead of the black fish. Lady stark just seems like a stonehearted bytch. No wonder Ned kept riding out to war to get away from her.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

i was scared as hell when i first head LF talking about his "new friend"

Hahaha, that's a top 5 scene in this series.

I love it whenever he talks about a ho's use to him....proper pimping.

nikka's the Super Fly of Westeros...He may have to put a ring on his little finger

 

[dem bath salts]

That fakkit Joffrey murked Ros? We ain't gonna get to see those titty meats on a weekly basis any more? I swear to the old and new gods I can't stand y'all Lannister nikkas. Ros and her double d's ain't never hurt nobody. This dude Joff ain't even smash before he turned her into a pin cushion. Depriving Westeros of that precious breast milks. And he tried to kill my dude Tyrion, smh. Then you got this dude Lefty with his struggle plate at Bolton's table. Dude couldn't even cut that succulent cut of ham without Brienne's aid. He's straight porridge status. Ole "I can't dine on it if it ain't spoon ready" in the face nikka. Roose is gonna send dude back to King's Landing, doe? He ain't letting Brienne go, tho? Looks like she about to finally get a taste of that rape game she missed out on in the forest :pedo: fukk is up with this dude Sam, doe? You got this chick Gilly ready to bust it open in the wilderness and you up all night singing love songs like Jermaine Cole instead of invading those guts like the Andlas invaded Westeros, my nikka? Showing this chick daggers instead of daggering that p*ssy, my G? Smartenupsam. Osha and Meera were going ham on those rabbits, doe. Rabbit skinning contests is what's popping nowadays? It ain't that serious. This dude Jojen having Rick Ross seizures in the wilderness, doe Nobody got time for this. Another L for the Starks. Not as big an L as the one Edmure took, tho. He got married off to what's probably some busted braod. bytch probabaly makes Shireen Baratheon look like Beyonce. Edmure stays getting sonned. The Blackfish was ready to put the beats on him like he was Charles Hamilton if he didn't accept this struggle marriage. How's the brotherhood gonna sell my nikka Gendry out like that, brehs? What kinda brotherhood is that? Melly Mel can tell my girl Arya is funna be a ghostface killah tho. Maybe all isn't lost for my boy Gendry. Mel might let him put some shadow babies in her stomach My boy Jon Snow used Ygritte's ass as his motivation up that wall. She's still sprung off the tongue gymnastics he did in that cave. That other warging fukk nikka was hating tho, cutting that rope. Jon is gonna put his murder game down proper on dude in due time. Who the fukk does this Bolton b*stard think he is, doe? Louis Armstrong? fukk is up with that horn my dude? His torture game would bring tears to Mel Gibson's eyes, tho. Lying ass nikka. That Greyjoy stan straight abandoned this thread with this turn of events. My butthole clenched when I saw Olenna and Tywin were about to go at it, brehs...pause tho The ether gawds put on a show for the ages. That cross dressing nikka Tywin caught the W this time though. It's not a single person in the Seven Kingdoms that denies that Loras is a sword swallower With this season being based on the third book, and the third book being named Storm of Swords, Loras funna feast, my nikkas. Nocturnal activities like crazy. This dude was on his fashion designer swag talking to Sansa. Floral ass nikka obsessed with fabrics. I gotta end with one of the best scenes I've seen on TV in general, tho. This dude, Littlefinger. Chess ain't complex enough a game to describe the game he's playing. He ain't looking at you dudes, he's looking past ya. Sansa with those struggle tears watching the gawd sail away on that yacht. It's #Targset all day, but I consider #ByrdGang my homies. Don't sleep on Varys, the dikkless boss though. He won't take this L lightly

The Gawd

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

you know what's crazy.. i was laughing at all this spoiler talk. and at the same time rewatching this season..


rob doesn't even know bolton has theon. lord bolton comes in the room with news....




they do try to lead away from the fact it's the bolton's.. but oh well now. lord bolton clearly has some other plans coming. giving up jaime. but keeping brienne. he has to know either jaime will tell about brienne, or robb will find out about both..

and then why he is keeping theon. it's not for robb because he lied and said he didn't have him.. or did his son lie to everyone (like he said, he's a liar) and is torturing him just for fun (like he said he was)

 

[Cory MBA]

That fakkit Joffrey murked Ros? We ain't gonna get to see those titty meats on a weekly basis any more? I swear to the old and new gods I can't stand y'all Lannister nikkas. Ros and her double d's ain't never hurt nobody. This dude Joff ain't even smash before he turned her into a pin cushion. Depriving Westeros of that precious breast milks. And he tried to kill my dude Tyrion, smh. Then you got this dude Lefty with his struggle plate at Bolton's table. Dude couldn't even cut that succulent cut of ham without Brienne's aid. He's straight porridge status. Ole "I can't dine on it if it ain't spoon ready" in the face nikka. Roose is gonna send dude back to King's Landing, doe? He ain't letting Brienne go, tho? Looks like she about to finally get a taste of that rape game she missed out on in the forest :pedo: fukk is up with this dude Sam, doe? You got this chick Gilly ready to bust it open in the wilderness and you up all night singing love songs like Jermaine Cole instead of invading those guts like the Andlas invaded Westeros, my nikka? Showing this chick daggers instead of daggering that p*ssy, my G? Smartenupsam. Osha and Meera were going ham on those rabbits, doe. Rabbit skinning contests is what's popping nowadays? It ain't that serious. This dude Jojen having Rick Ross seizures in the wilderness, doe Nobody got time for this. Another L for the Starks. Not as big an L as the one Edmure took, tho. He got married off to what's probably some busted braod. bytch probabaly makes Shireen Baratheon look like Beyonce. Edmure stays getting sonned. The Blackfish was ready to put the beats on him like he was Charles Hamilton if he didn't accept this struggle marriage. How's the brotherhood gonna sell my nikka Gendry out like that, brehs? What kinda brotherhood is that? Melly Mel can tell my girl Arya is funna be a ghostface killah tho. Maybe all isn't lost for my boy Gendry. Mel might let him put some shadow babies in her stomach My boy Jon Snow used Ygritte's ass as his motivation up that wall. She's still sprung off the tongue gymnastics he did in that cave. That other warging fukk nikka was hating tho, cutting that rope. Jon is gonna put his murder game down proper on dude in due time. Who the fukk does this Bolton b*stard think he is, doe? Louis Armstrong? fukk is up with that horn my dude? His torture game would bring tears to Mel Gibson's eyes, tho. Lying ass nikka. That Greyjoy stan straight abandoned this thread with this turn of events. My butthole clenched when I saw Olenna and Tywin were about to go at it, brehs...pause tho The ether gawds put on a show for the ages. That cross dressing nikka Tywin caught the W this time though. It's not a single person in the Seven Kingdoms that denies that Loras is a sword swallower With this season being based on the third book, and the third book being named Storm of Swords, Loras funna feast, my nikkas. Nocturnal activities like crazy. This dude was on his fashion designer swag talking to Sansa. Floral ass nikka obsessed with fabrics. I gotta end with one of the best scenes I've seen on TV in general, tho. This dude, Littlefinger. Chess ain't complex enough a game to describe the game he's playing. He ain't looking at you dudes, he's looking past ya. Sansa with those struggle tears watching the gawd sail away on that yacht. It's #Targset all day, but I consider #ByrdGang my homies. Don't sleep on Varys, the dikkless boss though. He won't take this L lightly

Prolific posting. The episode is now complete.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

umm...am i the only one thats sees something wrong with this gif?



replace burn in hell with "no means no" and this shyt is wild as fukk b

The true Baratheon/Stark partnership not that tomfoolery of Sansa & Incest Kid

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

they do try to lead away from the fact it's the bolton's.. but oh well now. lord bolton clearly has some other plans coming. giving up jaime. but keeping brienne. he has to know either jaime will tell about brienne, or robb will find out about both..

and then why he is keeping theon. it's not for robb because he lied and said he didn't have him.. or did his son lie to everyone (like he said, he's a liar) and is torturing him just for fun (like he said he was)

Exactly!

It was clear it was Bolton's b*stard who had him (to me, at least) once Theon 's boy knocked him out mid speech (hilarious scene by the way, I just laughed out loud thinking bout it), but they opened this season with so much mystery around it that it had me questioning myself. So I can't fault anyone for not making that connection.

I think the shroud of mystery is there for two reasons:
1) to make Ramsay's trolling that much more effective...it's like he's trolling the viewers as well as Theon.
2) it was leading up to the scene where Lord Bolton is making deals with Jamie...so we now have to look at him with side eye.


Props to dude who brought up Lord Bolton's eagerness to flay from season 2...I admit I hadn't made that connection. Looks like it might be like father like son, watch out Brienne

 

[Foxmulder]

Rewatching the scenes in Riverrun, I'm reminded of how bad a job they did of casting lady stark. She should be closer in age to her brother Edmure instead of the black fish. Lady stark just seems like a stonehearted bytch. No wonder Ned kept riding out to war to get away from her.

 

[Sugar]

nikka said #smartupsam Roooooooooooooooooooofl

 

[Czerka]

I know breh, but my man Petyr wasn't the one that pulled the trigger. That porcelain, big breasted heavenly pawg is no longer with us because of that fakkit Joffrey

she was a worthless whore, its been too long since we saw our king joffrey drop a body, though they might be keeping some of his exploits off screen cant wait for the wedding and the subsequent activities in the matrimonial chambers

 

[beanz]

It's not a single person in the Seven Kingdoms that denies that Loras is a sword swallower With this season being based on the third book, and the third book being named Storm of Swords, Loras funna feast, my nikkas. Nocturnal activities like crazy. This dude was on his fashion designer swag talking to Sansa. Floral ass nikka obsessed with fabrics.