Have any of you ever been to a casino? I'll be going for the first time...

[Antwon Mitchell]

Next month. Turning Stone Resort Casino for a whole weekend. My uncle's wife's birthday is coming up and they invited me to come along with them. The only thing is that I've never been to a casino before and I heard (and seen movies) all about the tricks and scams that happen inside .

I do wanna try to win at least half a mill tho but I don't wanna bet too high and lose half my money either so I gotta train myself to master (well finesse) the blackjack game in my favor. I'm kinda a pro at craps and I know a little something about poker...

 

[Devilinurear]

Learn to count cards

That is about it. Also drinks are free as long as you are gambling.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

How old are you op?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Get beat up trying cheat the mob bruhs
This ain't ozark

 

[BlackAchilles]

Go to a casino during a plague breh

Anyway if u gonna play poker be prepared to lose a couple stacks early before things start going your way

Problem w the low stakes fixed limit games is cheap b*stards that'll chase everything and get rewarded for it

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

How old are you op?

26. I don't normally engage in gambling outside of a few sport games (a few hundred dollars) but nothing like the earnings you'd get at a casino

 

[hatealot]

Used to goto Atlantic city all the time, free rooms for a few years but anyway. Parsdon my rant but I love the casinos so I might go off in my own world.

Rules of Engagment

Whatever cash you walked in to gamble with, its not your money anymore, its the casino. You are there to have fun. Let it be fun.

Don't chase a high, learn to take profits and walk away. If you are up, pocket your money and only play and spend the casinos money.

Leave your debit/credit cards in the room safe if you feel you may not have discipline. Or have someone else trust worthy hold them . I've personally went back a few times and seen dudes empty out their whole bank account chasing a high

Craps table can be a jungle, if you only played C-Lo then the bets are going to be confusing. Do not touch the table until the dealer clears you. You will get yelled at or kicked off if you do it repeatedly. Read up on basic strategy and prop bets and odds when it comes to craps. My first time playing at a table it was a good table, dealers and players were holding my hand and teaching me how to understand the odds/payouts. I was confused as shyt between all the noise .

Blackjack is my favorite but I don't touch that bytch with a ten foot pole. I treat that table like its my ex girl. I get flashbacks everytime I see her and just walk the other way. I've won my most money and lost like 5 grand in 15 minutes at that table. If they switch and its an Asian dealer. Walk away . Be mindful of the table as a whole when you are playing, players can work together to win pots they shouldnt have if played together.

Find the Asian section of the casino, there is one in every part. Learn how to play baccarat. Again, learn how to play baccarat.

Drinks are free when playing , just tip the waitress a chip or two.

Don't waste your money on that big wheel with $1, 2, 5, 20, 100 on the board. Its fun but has prob the worse odds in the whole building. But its fun as fukk and is usually at the entrance of every casino for a reason.

There's going to be working girls sitting at the slot machines and bars, leave em alone.

 

[FaTaL]

double mask up, if you hate smoking go home

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

"Gambling is the last recourse of the desperate. Only a fool would risk losing what he has to chance." - Karemma Commerce Hanok (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Went to a casino once. Lost 10 dollars over the span of 5 seconds. Called it quits then dipped.

 

[Devilinurear]

"Gambling is the last recourse of the desperate. Only a fool would risk losing what he has to chance." - Karemma Commerce Hanok (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Rule of Acquisition 125: "You can't make a deal if you're dead-quark

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

Lost two hundred at the hard rock in like 20 mins and said fukk it and spent the rest of my money buying drinks and hitting the bars outside the casino lol. That gambling shyt ain’t for me, ppl hit big but they don’t tell you how much they lose prior.

 

[Jim Cornette]

Drinks are free if you gamble?!

Damn it ain't like that over in Australia


Anyway fukk the casino Big...

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

They use unlimited decks in blackjack so there’s no way to count cards or finesse it.

If this is truly your first time you gonna be food at the poker table you gotta have some experience.

And talking about losing half your money . Fool you better not bring more than $200-$300 for your first time.

 

[duncanthetall]

OP why you typing like you’re going to some black market underground Casino Royale shyt? Go sit ya ass at the slots lol