I had one that I thought was hilarious
My little brother and I were leaving Walmart (he's about 6'3 so were both "intimidating" i guess)
While walking to my car, a red SUV pulls up right beside my Jeep and parks (on the left).
A cac mom gets out of the passenger side, and her, her young daughter gets out of the back-right seat, and her teenage daughter gets out of driver side.
So, as I'm walking towards my Jeep (driver side), they see us, and instead of walking out they start backing up.
For visual reference we were parked like this
I'm confused but i'm like... whatever, so I keep walking.
At this point the mom was backpedaled all the way back to her passenger side door and she's grabbing her daughter frantically.
Now, to open my door, I basically need to get next to her so I keep walking forward.
Brehs... she reaches for the passenger door and she can't open it.
She starts fumbling and i'm just standing there looking at her.
And then she screams, "MELISSA WHERE ARE YOU? UNLOCK THE CAR NOW PLEASE!!!!!!!
"
I'm assuming she was talking to her teenage daughter who runs over and goes "Mom, whats wrong!!?!
"
Her mom snatches the keys from her, unlocks the passenger side, picks up her young daughter and hops in with in her, slams the door and hits the lock button maybe 4times.
Now... keep in mind i'm just standing there doing
absolutely nothing.
So the teenager must think that I did something horrible because her mom is flipping out.
So she runs to the driver side and starts tries to open it. But her mom locked it
She's screaming at her mom, "OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR!!
"
Her mom, sitting in the passenger seat, has not taken her eyes off me.
So we just stare at each other while her daughter is begging for her to unlock the door.
At this point my brother comes over and is like.. what's going on?
I didn't respond to him, I just keep staring at the mom.
She finally opens the door for the daughter, but (and I coudlnt tell for sure but) it looked like she was holding her door tight for the few moments when she unlocked the door.
They drive off, i can see the mother and the teenage daughter arguing through the glass.
My brother and I get in my car and he goes "Wait... didn't they just get here? Now they're gonna leave?
"
And we both laugh and drive home