There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

[The Mad Titan]

Its really simple, if your a female with a male friend

1) your unattractive to him in multiple facets.
2) You've grown up with him for years and simi attractive but not enough to warrant smashing or the headache that comes along with those blurred lines.
3) You are both married or in a relationship and he's respectful enough to keep it friendly (aka his girl>>>>you or your guy>>>him)
4) You all tried it out in the past and it didnt work out and both have moved on into other relationships or one of you got flabby and sick.
5)He just hasn't tried to smash yet or hasn't been given the green light.



Its crazy I only really see females disagree with the whole male/female friend thing outside of simp nikka's or married dudes.

 

[FTBS]

Breh, it's IMPOSSIBLE for a straight male to be friends with a decent looking straight female.

No it's possible....it's just unlikely. In order for a man and woman to truly be friends they must either have history from their youth and I am talking deep history and/or the guy must be getting his sexual needs met elsewhere and the girl must be having her needs for attention met elsewhere. If a guy is getting all the p*ssy he can stand then he's not gonna be pressed for p*ssy like that. If a chick is getting her needs for attention met elsewhere then she's not gonna be pressed for male attention like that. Thusly they are indeed friends. Realistically though, not many "friendships" meet these criteria.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

female friends?

i dont even have male friends b

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I never said any of that shyt.

All Imma say is this. If u think the friendship is that real, u throwing the noni out shouldn't change a thing

It would. I would change rolls and make me the "fake" friend. One of the guys is married. It would ruin my friendship with him and his wife. C'mon now. You are usually better than this. That is a terrible idea absolutely horrible.

 

[Cat piss martini]

any females that beLIEve her male friend
wouldnt tap that ass aint being real.
if he's not gay he will tap that ass if
given the opportunity.
even if youre a booger he'll except some jaw.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Also I think friends is used lightly when it comes to male/female relationships. I've seen chicks with there female friends, I've heard them talk and most dude's don't wanna hear about how bad your last cycle was, makeup, or clothes you got.... Plus when its like 2 females hanging out they laid up all on each other in the same bed etc etc... I'm pretty sure most these ladies in here talking about having male friends must have very casual male friends. Unless they fall under what I posted earlier and even then... its only so many times you can lay up in the bed with someone before something happens if they aint straight up nasty.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

It would. I would change rolls and make me the "fake" friend. One of the guys is married. It would ruin my friendship with him and his wife. C'mon now. You are usually better than this. That is a terrible idea absolutely horrible.

his wife a cutie pie?

be honest

 

[William F. Russell]

Is that the only answer you all can come up with? Lie and make myself look like an idiot and possibly lose friends to "prove" friendship.

YOU'RE the one who's claiming that your male "friends" are platonic and would never view you in a romantic/sexual way. YOU'RE the one campaigning that straight men can be only "friends" with straight women.

Are you afraid to put your money where your mouth is? YOU'RE the one so sure of yourself so why can't you just try it with your male "friends"?

And don't give me that "lose friends to 'prove' friendship" bullshyt. If what you're saying is true, why would your "friendship" with your male "friends" be jeopardized just because you made a simple request? What kind of straight male would break off a "friendship" with a straight female just because she offered him sex?

And if you offer your male "friends" sex and then they stop being your "friend", then that only goes to prove that they were never interested in just being your friend in the first place.
Words cannot express how illogical your train of thought is.

 

[Wild self]

I hear that's going down now.....twisted shyt.

Gay man who thinks he's a woman sleeping with chicks because the woman that's "trapped" inside his male body is really a lesbian

either the gay dude is really straight and playing a damn good role acting like he gay, or these women be falling for the lesbian excuse just to get away from straight dudes.

 

[FTBS]

Is that the only answer you all can come up with? Lie and make myself look like an idiot and possibly lose friends to "prove" friendship.

It's rhetorical . No one is suggesting that you actually do this (at least I am not). The point is friends don't fukk and thusly anyone down to fukk their friend isn't really a friend because they clearly have ulterior motives behind their "friendship".

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

his wife a cutie pie?

be honest

Yes she is

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Yes she is

what about him?

 

[Medio]

insecurities and masculinity

 

[Youseenmywork]

I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....

The words most men hate hearing ..."man he is like brother to me"

My response: Does he have a dikk ?!

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I'm friends with my boys girlfriends...unless she is a dirty nasty hoe there is no chance for sex while she going out with your boy, and you shouldn't betray friends like that anyway. but a girl who is single? yeah, I'm not friending those bytches. Give the puss up.