There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

[MikelArteta]

look at this shaming language.


Your friend is a low down cocksucker fakkit without a Adams apple, thyroid levels are probably low and he takes it up the ass chute.

No heterosexual male is lying in his underwear in a bed with a female who has bra and panties or a thong on and nothing happens unless

Expose your friends fakkitry for the world to see brehettes

You are juvenile...
He is not gay... and he is not sexually attracted to me... why would he feel something or make a move?

You must be punnani deprived.... *looks at post count*.... yup... you would probably make a move on your married sister in the same bed with you..

 

[Colicat]

look at this shaming language.


Your friend is a low down cocksucker fakkit without a Adams apple, thyroid levels are probably low and he takes it up the ass chute.

No heterosexual male is lying in his underwear in a bed with a female who has bra and panties or a thong on and nothing happens unless

Expose your friends fakkitry for the world to see brehettes

Whilst having sex with your sister is a fantasy of yours, real men scoff at the idea.... My friend is an amazing heterosexual male who has had plenty of women that he is interested in lying in bed with him without their draws on ....There is no need to continue to go back and forth with you because familial love without sex is foreign to you...

And let the record show that he was in his boxers and I was in a tank top and shorts...

 

[The Mad Titan]

@SuperCoolP_Cal @Youseenmywork

Spoiler: Told Ya :mjshrug:

Guess y'all will never understand lifelong friends.... I love my breh....

I think most dude's on here are saying they can be friends with a chick if they aren't attracted to them, and men and females can't be just friends when there is attraction.


Over all Men and Women can't just be friends, not a absolute but close enough.


You and your hommie never fooled around at any point? Not necessarily sex either.

 

[Colicat]

I think most dude's on here are saying they can be friends with a chick if they aren't attracted to them, and men and females can be friends when there is attraction.


Over all Men and Women can't just be friends, not a absolute but close enough.


You and your hommie never fooled around at any point? Not necessarily sex either.

No... we have only hugged hello and goodbye

 

[AkaDemiK]

I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....

if you only knew......

edit: reads the back n forth with you and reincar

either ol boy frontin or something is up with that nikka....lol @ laying in the same bed...in underwear....and not a single move? not a slap on ya cheeks? HA!

 

[MikelArteta]

Whilst having sex with your sister is a fantasy of yours, real men scoff at the idea.... My friend is an amazing heterosexual male who has had plenty of women that he is interested in lying in bed with him without their draws on ....There is no need to continue to go back and forth with you because familial love without sex is foreign to you...

And let the record show that he was in his boxers and I was in a tank top and shorts...

bring up disgusting incest because you can't come up with anything else

 

[Colicat]

bring up disgusting incest because you can't come up with anything else

That is the equivalent to what you are suggesting should have gone down between us... just face it... you don't know what it's like to create long lasting bonds with people...

How many years is your oldest friendship?

 

[MikelArteta]

That is the equivalent to what you are suggesting should have gone down between us... just face it... you don't know what it's like to create long lasting bonds with people...

How many years is your oldest friendship?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

And... no....

Edit: And even if I did... and even if I did... he would say no...

You don't know that. You friendzoned him. Might be on some 'Save the Best for Last' hoping and waiting shyt on his end.

 

[Colicat]

You don't know that. You friendzoned him. Might be on some 'Save the Best for Last' hoping and waiting shyt on his end.

I know... there's no guessing involved

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

I have quite a few female friends that I would not smash. I've fukked a few in the past but I wouldnt now cuz I value their friendships.

That being said, I agree that very few men can have substantive friendships with women. At the end of the day, most dudes want to put their bid in

 

[Typical Simp]

I disagree.

So do I. All my friends are female.

 

[BrehWyatt]

I have one true ride-or-die type female friend. She's done a lot for me. Helped me get the job I have now and even let me stay at her place until I found my footing (I had to move on two days' notice to take the job). We've been through a lot and straight up, she's like a sister to me.

The rest? Eh. They're aight, I guess. They haven't annoyed me yet except this one girl I had to cut off a while back. Ended up having to be cordial with her since we work together now (and she's hella tight with my roommate) and besides being neurotic and all of that, she's decent peoples.

 

[smARTmouf]

There will always be that "one-off" that can skew the data...People that are an exception to the rule, .....but if 80% of males with female friends are trying to fukk....Don't look at me sideways because I'm judging you when you say, "all my friends are men.....I don't get along with women"....Don't look at me funny because I'm not accepting that shyt...

that's all I'm saying...

 

[The Mad Titan]

9 out of 10

I like how everyone wants to be that 10 percent tho, its cute.