There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

Wild self

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Turn out of the hug lookin like this
Some dudes just want that feel, and they gonna get it. You can do whatever you want, but best believe that they gonna get a feel, at least.
 

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I used to believe this was not true...until I got married...

Now...yeah I keep some women around to do shyt for me my wife won't...

On the rare occasion I go to the office...

Me: You going to cook that breakfast or nah?

Wife: It's some cereal in their :rudy:

Get's to work an hour later...

Me: Jessica you going to go get something for breakfast?:feedme:

Jessica: Nah I already ate...:lupe:

Me: Gonna do me like that huh? Have me sitting in this 10 o clock meeting all hungry...right next to you with my stomach rumbling :shaq:

Jessica: You:queen:...you really hungry huh:wub:...what....what you want to eat:queen:...I think...I think whataburger serves breakfast until 10:wub::queen:...you want some pancakes:wub::queen:...let me go before traffic get bad I will be right back:queen::wub::hula:

bytch shaped like an overturned tortoise so I have no plans of having sex with her at all...
 

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I got like a couple of female friends that I wouldn't funk cuzthey ain't attractive but by god if there were I would've been in them guts
 

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I like how everyone wants to be that 10 percent tho, its cute.

Somebody has to be the 1..... :manny:

Post a pic, I'm interested to see what you look like.

Sorry, I'm not going to post a picture of myself on here.... I can give you and idea....

He looks similar to:
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I look similar to:
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Dude's a massive simp or on the DL.:yeshrug:


Until you offer me conclusive evidence otherwise, I don't believe him.

And if you ask the devil if he's evil, wouldn't it behoove the devil to lie to you? :mjlol:

He's neither.... you will never understand.... instead of trying to down that which you don't have the capacity to comprehend... how about you just say YOU couldn't have a decades long friendship with a person...
 

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@Colicat

You keep saying "he's not sexually attracted to me"...but what about YOU? You sounding a little bit like you wish he WAS sexually attracted to you.

Which would prove the point of this thread.

I have literally one female friend. And we are friends because when her and I met, there was attraction at first, but I was dating someone. Then she started dating someone. And a few years have passed and now we're just friends as we didn't fool around due to circumstances and things just fizzled out.

Yet, it's understood between both of us that if her and I were to become single again at the same time, it would go down.

That attraction between a man and a woman never really completely dies if there was an initial spark/chemistry.
 

rogue_riezo

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The man isn't sexually attracted to me... we are fam...

:dead: at you thinking every man has to fukk every hole

It's not about a man having to fukk every hole, it's about a man willing to say no to a hole that's inches away from him, especially a hole he hasn't been in yet. As a male it's hard to believe, nigh impossible to believe.

Then again I don't know how you look. There could be a very valid reason why you've been planted so firmly in the friendzone.
 
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Somebody has to be the 1..... :manny:



Sorry, I'm not going to post a picture of myself on here.... I can give you and idea....

He looks similar to:
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I look similar to:
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He's neither.... you will never understand.... instead of trying to down that which you don't have the capacity to comprehend... how about you just say YOU couldn't have a decades long friendship with a person...


You wrong about this . I could have a decade long friendship ....nvm @Colicat ill come back to this but your wrong thoe at least about me. And I never said it wasnt possibile to be friends with the opposite sex.
 
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It's not about a man having to fukk every hole, it's about a man willing to say no to a hole that's inches away from him, especially a hole he hasn't been in yet. As a male it's hard to believe, nigh impossible to believe.

Then again I don't know how you look. There could be a very valid reason why you've been planted so firmly in the friendzone.

I love when women act like it dosent matter what they look like ...when men are more visual then they think . We just hope when a women that looks good opens her mouth is retarded.
 
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